I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2777. | Joshua (joshjoseph97) | 74.57 | 98% | 2025-04-04 |
| 2778. | nobuki77 (nobuki77) | 74.55 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 2779. | Aboxgwer (aboxthetyper) | 74.51 | 97.2% | 2024-11-27 |
| 2780. | Riden (riden9939) | 74.49 | 97.5% | 2024-04-19 |
| 2781. | Rohit Kumar Gupta (r0hit_98... | 74.49 | 95% | 2024-11-21 |
| 2782. | hogrider (hogrider1) | 74.48 | 94% | 2023-05-31 |
| 2783. | John (69legend) | 74.46 | 98% | 2023-09-15 |
| 2784. | typetypelang (typetype1205) | 74.46 | 98% | 2023-09-26 |
| 2785. | SecreC. (secrec) | 74.46 | 97% | 2023-09-03 |
| 2786. | Shahrab (stasimus) | 74.45 | 96% | 2024-03-02 |
| 2787. | andpav (andpav) | 74.43 | 95.6% | 2024-04-14 |
| 2788. | Fast&Furious (olijoao) | 74.40 | 98.4% | 2025-02-20 |
| 2789. | Mohammed (guitarist999) | 74.40 | 96.7% | 2024-10-05 |
| 2790. | samy (samy_mohsen) | 74.35 | 94.1% | 2023-08-18 |
| 2791. | Milan (themilan) | 74.32 | 96.7% | 2024-08-19 |
| 2792. | Robi (elrobi) | 74.31 | 96.9% | 2024-11-05 |
| 2793. | Clayton Schroeder (cl8on8or) | 74.30 | 97% | 2024-03-22 |
| 2794. | Will (carbohydra) | 74.30 | 98% | 2024-02-17 |
| 2795. | Bryce (ertgbnm) | 74.30 | 95.2% | 2024-12-09 |
| 2796. | nilb (nilb) | 74.29 | 99% | 2023-05-15 |
| 2797. | Lorenzo (captain20102) | 74.28 | 94.8% | 2023-10-12 |
| 2798. | Duc (aduc6z) | 74.27 | 97.5% | 2023-11-22 |
| 2799. | Ban (shxft) | 74.22 | 95.7% | 2024-06-07 |
| 2800. | Sat (satuagg) | 74.20 | 97% | 2025-06-01 |
| 2801. | my first (new_typerer) | 74.19 | 94.8% | 2024-01-04 |
| 2802. | James (jjhertz) | 74.19 | 97.7% | 2025-03-05 |
| 2803. | Tyler (clappster) | 74.11 | 95.6% | 2025-06-05 |
| 2804. | JEM (jem5268) | 74.11 | 97% | 2024-07-02 |
| 2805. | Nacs (nacs) | 74.10 | 98% | 2023-05-17 |
| 2806. | Will (crispy8989) | 74.00 | 96% | 2024-11-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |