So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16995. | fsluw (fsluw) | 73.05 | — | 2009-06-05 |
| 16996. | juste (juste97) | 73.04 | 96% | 2023-03-26 |
| 16997. | Sompang (mplegato) | 73.04 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 16998. | Cooperjb12 (cooperjb12) | 73.04 | 96.4% | 2021-01-29 |
| 16999. | Hannah (hannahtree) | 73.04 | 91% | 2012-09-15 |
| 17000. | Brian (flurbo) | 73.04 | — | 2011-02-19 |
| 17001. | JrcStuds (jrcstuds) | 73.03 | 96.1% | 2023-05-29 |
| 17002. | Lumineux (lumineux9666) | 73.03 | 95% | 2021-03-28 |
| 17003. | Sam (samvuong263) | 73.03 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
| 17004. | Max (chocolatepuma) | 73.03 | 97% | 2017-08-15 |
| 17005. | Helmut (helmutlang) | 73.03 | 96% | 2018-11-22 |
| 17006. | Ben (chungagavone) | 73.02 | 97% | 2018-07-25 |
| 17007. | Brendan (brendan84213) | 73.02 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 17008. | Carmen (chrysanthemumtea) | 73.02 | 97% | 2017-12-14 |
| 17009. | Raymond (yarray) | 73.02 | 88% | 2014-08-18 |
| 17010. | Tami (miso) | 73.02 | 98% | 2017-08-30 |
| 17011. | Max (max_6058) | 73.01 | 95% | 2022-03-16 |
| 17012. | Sexy (kimochichinchin) | 73.01 | 94% | 2020-11-26 |
| 17013. | Muzzle (muzzlerat) | 73.01 | 94% | 2016-05-19 |
| 17014. | anilovic (anilovic) | 73.01 | 96% | 2018-09-05 |
| 17015. | Quyền (quyenhoang) | 73.01 | 97% | 2013-01-14 |
| 17016. | Typer (ckyle) | 73.01 | 94% | 2015-01-19 |
| 17017. | Dorime (vojing) | 73.00 | 97% | 2017-12-15 |
| 17018. | Finn (finn7736) | 73.00 | 98% | 2016-10-28 |
| 17019. | Pest (pestisbest) | 72.99 | 99% | 2022-08-10 |
| 17020. | Daniel (dbillett1) | 72.99 | — | 2009-09-28 |
| 17021. | Mr A (anjesxin) | 72.99 | 99% | 2021-07-27 |
| 17022. | Gamer (former_uganda_presid... | 72.99 | 98% | 2021-06-16 |
| 17023. | Bidou (bidou) | 72.99 | 96% | 2020-03-03 |
| 17024. | Yousef (yousef_salama) | 72.99 | 95% | 2012-11-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |