Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 412. | (tooeasyeh) | 106.56 | 98% | 2020-01-22 |
| 413. | (meektaco) | 106.51 | 98% | 2019-11-02 |
| 414. | (donnielover) | 106.45 | 97% | 2020-04-10 |
| 415. | (jungyeon) | 106.44 | 98% | 2017-09-24 |
| 416. | (xg33kx) | 106.36 | 98% | 2019-05-22 |
| 417. | (sigmazium) | 106.36 | 96% | 2020-02-25 |
| 418. | Axton (recklessxd) | 106.35 | 100% | 2018-11-28 |
| 419. | (framed_phoenix) | 106.27 | 96% | 2018-10-27 |
| 420. | (anythinganything) | 106.21 | 97% | 2019-02-15 |
| 421. | (linuxman_linux) | 106.18 | 97% | 2020-03-31 |
| 422. | Bizz (bizatch) | 106.16 | 99% | 2017-12-18 |
| 423. | burgir. (sub10cuber) | 106.11 | 99% | 2020-10-21 |
| 424. | (ezrampardos) | 106.10 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
| 425. | (vexors) | 106.07 | 98% | 2018-10-21 |
| 426. | (pjayys) | 106.03 | 99% | 2018-02-09 |
| 427. | Tess (makeleletoulalan) | 105.99 | 98% | 2019-10-18 |
| 428. | Chiragroop (cking123) | 105.98 | 98% | 2018-11-29 |
| 429. | (gdiegnan147) | 105.90 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
| 430. | (poltt) | 105.81 | 97% | 2020-10-11 |
| 431. | (redrajax) | 105.79 | 99% | 2019-02-26 |
| 432. | (carpalxqgmlwy) | 105.78 | 96% | 2020-10-23 |
| 433. | (justinxu) | 105.75 | 96% | 2020-09-21 |
| 434. | (bluejobs) | 105.75 | 98% | 2020-09-06 |
| 435. | (stormspirit97) | 105.74 | 98% | 2018-02-08 |
| 436. | (rngyy) | 105.71 | 98% | 2018-11-02 |
| 437. | (cogulol) | 105.61 | 98% | 2020-11-30 |
| 438. | amar (amar_battulga) | 105.57 | 99% | 2018-05-23 |
| 439. | (xyeet) | 105.53 | 97% | 2020-05-04 |
| 440. | (zfar4) | 105.52 | 99% | 2019-04-02 |
| 441. | (omarthefast) | 105.52 | 99% | 2018-11-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |