The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16920. | 5YearOld (yoshirin) | 76.71 | 96% | 2012-05-21 |
| 16921. | Sierra (sierra_0001) | 76.70 | 94% | 2012-12-21 |
| 16922. | Tawalisi (tawalisi_1500) | 76.70 | 97% | 2021-12-17 |
| 16923. | Hxwk (hxwkoncrack) | 76.70 | 96% | 2023-06-15 |
| 16924. | Opmgad (opmgad) | 76.70 | 94% | 2016-02-11 |
| 16925. | Chi (bunbo) | 76.70 | — | 2010-02-19 |
| 16926. | Percival (oftheroundtable) | 76.69 | 97% | 2022-04-22 |
| 16927. | Igor (wuda40) | 76.69 | 98% | 2020-11-02 |
| 16928. | Flamegull (flamegull) | 76.69 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
| 16929. | sidharth (sidharth_71) | 76.69 | 97% | 2021-12-29 |
| 16930. | Kanishk (kanishk101198) | 76.69 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
| 16931. | Jennifer (snydly_wiplash) | 76.69 | — | 2010-03-19 |
| 16932. | Goldstinger (goldstinger) | 76.69 | 96% | 2012-09-11 |
| 16933. | khersoncity (div_ilia) | 76.69 | — | 2010-12-14 |
| 16934. | bulby (bulbyboy) | 76.69 | 95% | 2017-11-09 |
| 16935. | DeanMachine44 (deanmachine44) | 76.69 | 97% | 2014-10-11 |
| 16936. | Gabriel (slenders) | 76.68 | 96% | 2021-09-10 |
| 16937. | Trevor (leechz) | 76.68 | 92% | 2012-01-03 |
| 16938. | YEet (yeeaat) | 76.68 | 95% | 2021-03-06 |
| 16939. | Mikayla (lost_zyqirii) | 76.68 | 96% | 2022-07-10 |
| 16940. | code_brains (coderider) | 76.68 | 97% | 2021-08-02 |
| 16941. | Calix (cjkache) | 76.68 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
| 16942. | b (bbqqbb) | 76.68 | 92% | 2013-03-04 |
| 16943. | jimmy (phong_nguyen296) | 76.68 | — | 2011-01-21 |
| 16944. | Pawel (pawelb87) | 76.67 | 98% | 2022-10-02 |
| 16945. | loli (annalise00) | 76.67 | 95% | 2022-11-09 |
| 16946. | Thanet (teeteu) | 76.67 | 97% | 2020-08-02 |
| 16947. | sofa (sofaaa) | 76.67 | 95% | 2021-04-08 |
| 16948. | sudden (explosionsarenice) | 76.67 | 96% | 2021-08-06 |
| 16949. | Eurot (blahblah) | 76.67 | — | 2008-09-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |