The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8777. | (jbones4710) | 91.37 | — | 2010-03-27 |
| 8778. | Daddy (wheresmaddy) | 91.37 | 92% | 2015-10-06 |
| 8779. | (cty27love) | 91.37 | — | 2011-03-12 |
| 8780. | (cpark231) | 91.37 | 97% | 2014-01-29 |
| 8781. | 210 (badoop) | 91.37 | 94% | 2015-12-27 |
| 8782. | (mikeyspikey) | 91.36 | — | 2010-11-25 |
| 8783. | (iris) | 91.36 | 92% | 2012-11-21 |
| 8784. | (rabbitfood) | 91.35 | 100% | 2021-12-29 |
| 8785. | (houstonsleepingbeauty) | 91.35 | 97% | 2013-01-11 |
| 8786. | (jack_terharoutunian) | 91.34 | 97% | 2018-09-15 |
| 8787. | (kallebrimbor) | 91.34 | 96% | 2022-12-10 |
| 8788. | (sofia1123) | 91.34 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| 8789. | (xtien) | 91.33 | 99% | 2022-12-09 |
| 8790. | (zorro_2017) | 91.33 | 98% | 2017-07-27 |
| 8791. | (thueras) | 91.33 | 97% | 2014-06-25 |
| 8792. | (hiilikepie12345) | 91.33 | 95% | 2013-06-02 |
| 8793. | Kay (dancer09) | 91.32 | 95% | 2016-11-15 |
| 8794. | (comptroller) | 91.32 | 94% | 2011-06-10 |
| 8795. | (shubal) | 91.32 | 98% | 2023-05-23 |
| 8796. | (noraeintotre) | 91.32 | 96% | 2016-05-23 |
| 8797. | (jakvrh1) | 91.32 | 97% | 2019-02-27 |
| 8798. | (cjen) | 91.32 | 98% | 2018-11-05 |
| 8799. | (astounding_archer) | 91.31 | 97% | 2018-06-13 |
| 8800. | (jeffmartinedvan) | 91.31 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 8801. | Sun (sunflower61) | 91.31 | 96% | 2023-05-11 |
| 8802. | (zelda999) | 91.31 | 98% | 2019-08-17 |
| 8803. | (phishy) | 91.30 | — | 2010-07-19 |
| 8804. | (ss_sohrab) | 91.30 | 96% | 2014-04-28 |
| 8805. | (execute_) | 91.29 | 98% | 2023-04-30 |
| 8806. | Karina (mikpink) | 91.29 | 96% | 2015-10-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |