The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10521. | Dylan (dolans) | 88.08 | 98% | 2020-08-27 |
| 10522. | Tammie (tamxd) | 88.08 | 97% | 2022-03-15 |
| 10523. | wiredShark (slamerpunch) | 88.08 | 98% | 2022-08-12 |
| 10524. | bvckspvce (slowracerx) | 88.08 | 97% | 2022-11-25 |
| 10525. | Tom (jeronex) | 88.08 | 96% | 2013-06-14 |
| 10526. | Pedraam (pedraam) | 88.08 | 97% | 2017-02-19 |
| 10527. | SeanBona (pball4ever) | 88.08 | 95% | 2014-01-20 |
| 10528. | Muhammad Iqbal (mitiqi) | 88.07 | 96% | 2013-05-08 |
| 10529. | melz (melzidek) | 88.06 | 90% | 2014-01-09 |
| 10530. | Deric (dericimoe) | 88.06 | 97% | 2015-07-07 |
| 10531. | Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. (dap... | 88.06 | 97% | 2019-01-03 |
| 10532. | imbad (imbad789) | 88.05 | 97% | 2021-10-17 |
| 10533. | ph (phmi) | 88.05 | 98% | 2022-05-24 |
| 10534. | Eajno (eajno) | 88.05 | 97% | 2016-11-26 |
| 10535. | John (you_me) | 88.05 | — | 2009-02-27 |
| 10536. | Mitch◕‿◕ (swerkxs) | 88.05 | 90% | 2015-01-12 |
| 10537. | David (davvxd) | 88.04 | 97.5% | 2021-02-23 |
| 10538. | Corey (cjbro) | 88.04 | 97% | 2011-08-14 |
| 10539. | Is there a self? (deckard_4) | 88.04 | 97% | 2020-07-16 |
| 10540. | Mahmoud (mastercyrax) | 88.04 | 92% | 2014-02-15 |
| 10541. | remii (playtime881) | 88.03 | 92% | 2015-07-27 |
| 10542. | Jacob (emptypaintbrush) | 88.03 | 98% | 2022-03-29 |
| 10543. | patrick (paaaatea) | 88.03 | 97% | 2022-04-18 |
| 10544. | vyst (vystoric) | 88.03 | 96.1% | 2021-02-26 |
| 10545. | Rahul (jet_blazer) | 88.03 | 97% | 2011-06-17 |
| 10546. | Sidney (sidneypham) | 88.03 | 92% | 2014-01-15 |
| 10547. | Aditya Prakash (typist2) | 88.03 | 93% | 2011-09-25 |
| 10548. | Cancyr (cancyr) | 88.02 | 97% | 2022-07-31 |
| 10549. | Kitception (kitception) | 88.01 | 96.8% | 2023-10-13 |
| 10550. | speedo (priteshacharya) | 88.01 | 97% | 2013-05-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |