So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22997. | nick (trist) | 63.76 | — | 2008-12-01 |
| 22998. | Ruy (r_souza) | 63.76 | 94% | 2016-03-20 |
| 22999. | JR (a98f3is4me) | 63.75 | — | 2009-09-03 |
| 23000. | Zias (zias) | 63.75 | 97% | 2018-04-18 |
| 23001. | Saiprasad (remagethias) | 63.75 | 99% | 2020-12-16 |
| 23002. | mgupta (mgupta1410) | 63.75 | 97% | 2019-04-16 |
| 23003. | hohuyhoangbk (hohuyhoangbk) | 63.75 | — | 2009-11-20 |
| 23004. | Simon (albatross_wing) | 63.75 | 98% | 2019-07-18 |
| 23005. | hacksign20 (hacksign20) | 63.75 | 91% | 2012-01-09 |
| 23006. | GUS (gusasaad) | 63.75 | 97% | 2012-06-25 |
| 23007. | IIan (ilan7411_) | 63.74 | 94% | 2020-04-28 |
| 23008. | Maria (marlab) | 63.74 | 98% | 2021-01-17 |
| 23009. | Nurul (muradpj) | 63.74 | 99% | 2018-06-10 |
| 23010. | Ry (skirts) | 63.74 | 91% | 2012-02-26 |
| 23011. | David (ipadpwner) | 63.74 | 96% | 2012-05-24 |
| 23012. | Yun Fei (felixshih) | 63.74 | 97% | 2016-06-30 |
| 23013. | Mohamed Habib Frigui (moham... | 63.73 | 96% | 2023-01-08 |
| 23014. | Abay (aaubakirov) | 63.73 | 96% | 2022-11-18 |
| 23015. | BobbyV (robertvano) | 63.73 | 96% | 2022-11-02 |
| 23016. | Kalmyrza (paintmaster1) | 63.73 | 97% | 2023-10-07 |
| 23017. | Arch (archeonic) | 63.73 | 95% | 2021-05-09 |
| 23018. | Citrus (citrus08) | 63.73 | 97% | 2020-03-14 |
| 23019. | Spanandan (spandan01) | 63.73 | 98% | 2018-02-08 |
| 23020. | Brent (goingfor70) | 63.73 | — | 2009-04-22 |
| 23021. | Sujeev (sujeev) | 63.72 | 98% | 2023-03-24 |
| 23022. | im (mpinecone) | 63.72 | 94% | 2021-05-07 |
| 23023. | Krovic (krovic) | 63.72 | 96% | 2021-04-27 |
| 23024. | Andreas (andsten) | 63.72 | 93% | 2014-11-20 |
| 23025. | Huỳnh Quang Thái (holdth... | 63.72 | 97% | 2012-06-06 |
| 23026. | lazaro (quid) | 63.72 | 94% | 2015-08-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |