The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21247. | Rowan (rowbro) | 69.93 | 96.7% | 2021-02-05 |
| 21248. | Lea (lea_sam_dance) | 69.93 | 98% | 2021-02-15 |
| 21249. | Jan (zeekat) | 69.93 | 96% | 2020-06-10 |
| 21250. | Simon (scryfire1) | 69.93 | 90% | 2016-02-05 |
| 21251. | :) (imjustwierd) | 69.93 | 92% | 2016-04-30 |
| 21252. | Belinda (belindayuan) | 69.93 | — | 2011-03-07 |
| 21253. | John (jmc2000) | 69.93 | 96% | 2012-03-12 |
| 21254. | 4Head (extramilkydubs) | 69.93 | 96% | 2019-06-18 |
| 21255. | David (skillcapped) | 69.93 | 92% | 2013-08-16 |
| 21256. | shervin (frenzyfast) | 69.93 | — | 2008-09-01 |
| 21257. | Nic (ning0) | 69.92 | 97% | 2023-03-13 |
| 21258. | Alien (aliensqueakytoy) | 69.92 | 94% | 2018-12-16 |
| 21259. | Dvorak (blazeencryption) | 69.92 | 96% | 2021-03-28 |
| 21260. | Orsan (kilnnt) | 69.92 | 97% | 2014-07-17 |
| 21261. | kiprok (topview) | 69.92 | 98% | 2014-11-25 |
| 21262. | Crow (hayday1) | 69.92 | 97% | 2019-06-08 |
| 21263. | Camilo (camilog) | 69.91 | 94% | 2019-11-05 |
| 21264. | Harry (itzliu) | 69.91 | 97% | 2020-03-21 |
| 21265. | Cody (codygman) | 69.91 | 91% | 2014-01-19 |
| 21266. | Alex (extrapolate) | 69.91 | 96% | 2021-02-26 |
| 21267. | kawazu (kawazu) | 69.91 | 92% | 2014-10-02 |
| 21268. | sheepy (sheepyrocks) | 69.91 | 85% | 2011-09-13 |
| 21269. | jacqueline (jjbj) | 69.91 | 97% | 2011-09-08 |
| 21270. | Citra (citra13) | 69.91 | 97% | 2014-12-24 |
| 21271. | ☺☻☺☻ (897_99) | 69.91 | 99% | 2017-07-27 |
| 21272. | Dhruv (dhrag96) | 69.90 | 96.4% | 2021-01-29 |
| 21273. | Jello (jellomoto) | 69.90 | 91% | 2016-03-12 |
| 21274. | damon (damonliv) | 69.90 | 95% | 2021-06-04 |
| 21275. | hotmama (jaggid) | 69.90 | 96% | 2020-09-04 |
| 21276. | shadwll (bogits) | 69.90 | — | 2009-07-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |