The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20278. | Ali (alyhssn) | 71.38 | 96.4% | 2023-06-22 |
| 20279. | Skagenmacka (skagenmacka) | 71.38 | 96% | 2020-10-30 |
| 20280. | Tha' Baas (thabaas) | 71.38 | 94% | 2014-11-19 |
| 20281. | Evan (ricebuns) | 71.38 | 88% | 2012-11-11 |
| 20282. | mellisa (klaudine) | 71.38 | — | 2009-11-05 |
| 20283. | jayson (jaysonkidd32) | 71.37 | — | 2010-06-28 |
| 20284. | Ahmad (ahmad1997) | 71.37 | 96% | 2014-08-10 |
| 20285. | Adrian (adrian99) | 71.36 | 92% | 2016-07-18 |
| 20286. | drenchedinsweat (bareagua) | 71.36 | 95.8% | 2023-07-08 |
| 20287. | Tobias (typlerone) | 71.36 | 97% | 2019-02-01 |
| 20288. | Stewie (briank2025) | 71.36 | 97% | 2011-12-29 |
| 20289. | tanisha (tanisha17) | 71.35 | 94% | 2016-08-09 |
| 20290. | nta1207 (nta0796) | 71.35 | 96% | 2018-12-26 |
| 20291. | Michelle (randon) | 71.35 | 94% | 2016-04-29 |
| 20292. | Artin (artin_phares) | 71.35 | 97% | 2012-03-09 |
| 20293. | Dylan (18dylan18) | 71.35 | 91% | 2015-06-01 |
| 20294. | Skully (1skully1) | 71.34 | 89% | 2017-05-06 |
| 20295. | Marc (maarcabiaad) | 71.34 | 97% | 2021-02-03 |
| 20296. | fr9nny (frxnny) | 71.34 | 94.7% | 2021-02-28 |
| 20297. | Cite (cite_berlin) | 71.34 | 92% | 2016-02-15 |
| 20298. | Logan (lowgunnz) | 71.33 | 93% | 2015-09-18 |
| 20299. | Rohit (red_scratcher) | 71.33 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
| 20300. | Ken (kcbrill) | 71.33 | 97% | 2016-12-17 |
| 20301. | HeoSua (heosuaxongdzolua) | 71.33 | — | 2011-02-12 |
| 20302. | Nick (sidj0n) | 71.33 | 95% | 2014-06-21 |
| 20303. | WAD (_waddup_) | 71.32 | 97% | 2023-06-24 |
| 20304. | Lonesome (lonesome13) | 71.32 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 20305. | Eva (niejingtan) | 71.32 | 98% | 2016-10-12 |
| 20306. | khalil (khalilfa) | 71.31 | 95% | 2021-11-09 |
| 20307. | (singalong_monkey) | 71.31 | 96% | 2021-06-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |