As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13851. | Matthew (mattisdabomb77) | 75.57 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| 13852. | Joy (joyshi) | 75.56 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
| 13853. | Dios (gembili666) | 75.56 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
| 13854. | S (cryten56) | 75.56 | 97.7% | 2024-08-09 |
| 13855. | Tiger (tiger_l) | 75.55 | 98% | 2022-10-09 |
| 13856. | ThuloDai (racer1999) | 75.55 | 98% | 2022-04-01 |
| 13857. | Haezal (ezal_epy) | 75.55 | 96% | 2016-03-22 |
| 13858. | Guan Ying (modusoperand) | 75.55 | 96% | 2019-07-28 |
| 13859. | Tangent (mrtangent) | 75.54 | 96% | 2022-07-24 |
| 13860. | smpl (shivajreddy) | 75.54 | 97.2% | 2024-03-25 |
| 13861. | Sebastian (senisch) | 75.54 | 91% | 2015-09-23 |
| 13862. | Jonke (zoomboombang) | 75.53 | 97% | 2023-03-16 |
| 13863. | MekPavit (mekpavit) | 75.53 | 95.4% | 2021-02-17 |
| 13864. | RabbitTone (rabbittone) | 75.52 | 98% | 2019-11-05 |
| 13865. | DREAMER7 (dreamer7) | 75.52 | 100% | 2015-06-14 |
| 13866. | Fugacity (fugacity) | 75.52 | 95% | 2017-05-08 |
| 13867. | Chase (circularlogic54) | 75.51 | 93% | 2015-09-13 |
| 13868. | thanhmy3love (thanhmy3love) | 75.51 | 97% | 2016-05-09 |
| 13869. | Colin (cmothersead) | 75.51 | 98% | 2023-07-21 |
| 13870. | Fricoman (ltossit) | 75.50 | 97% | 2022-07-17 |
| 13871. | Darin (aceracer3462) | 75.50 | 95.9% | 2023-10-12 |
| 13872. | jim (takeshii) | 75.50 | 96% | 2022-05-24 |
| 13873. | Stigi (stigi) | 75.50 | 97% | 2019-10-05 |
| 13874. | Lara (chuiicdhk) | 75.49 | 95% | 2021-12-07 |
| 13875. | Dominik (aeniwon) | 75.49 | 96% | 2026-01-27 |
| 13876. | William (xenosaints) | 75.48 | 95% | 2021-05-19 |
| 13877. | Vedant (vedant0) | 75.48 | 96% | 2025-09-10 |
| 13878. | Eitan (drypowder) | 75.48 | 96.9% | 2023-09-24 |
| 13879. | Tahsin (mrtek) | 75.48 | 96% | 2019-01-21 |
| 13880. | HellDen (hell_den17) | 75.48 | 96% | 2020-11-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |