The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35482. | arthritis (arthritisinmyfin... | 56.67 | 94.3% | 2021-02-27 |
| 35483. | ugly (uglywhore) | 56.67 | 95.9% | 2021-02-12 |
| 35484. | kalle (questionmk) | 56.67 | 95% | 2021-01-22 |
| 35485. | sk (skboy37) | 56.67 | 93% | 2012-09-24 |
| 35486. | Leslie (lesrussell2) | 56.67 | 89% | 2013-02-21 |
| 35487. | Jo (joanncaranto) | 56.66 | 98% | 2025-06-07 |
| 35488. | hugo (dosburleigh) | 56.66 | 95.7% | 2025-01-15 |
| 35489. | JoshM2525 (josh_m25) | 56.66 | 96% | 2025-05-01 |
| 35490. | Anurag (longneck99) | 56.66 | 95% | 2025-01-24 |
| 35491. | Shyarnis Callbreak (shyarni... | 56.66 | 97% | 2024-05-27 |
| 35492. | milanwrld (milanwrld) | 56.66 | 95% | 2020-12-17 |
| 35493. | AsianMan (themelon05) | 56.66 | 95% | 2023-12-25 |
| 35494. | sokkhai (sokkhai@hotmail.com) | 56.66 | 90% | 2011-08-11 |
| 35495. | jan (raburt) | 56.66 | 96% | 2013-11-30 |
| 35496. | Mandeep (mani7246) | 56.66 | 93% | 2015-03-04 |
| 35497. | aram (aram) | 56.66 | 95% | 2013-07-22 |
| 35498. | Mason, T (mason_t) | 56.65 | 97% | 2024-07-30 |
| 35499. | OJIAH (ojiah442) | 56.65 | 96% | 2024-07-27 |
| 35500. | arunkarthickm (arunkarthick... | 56.65 | 95% | 2024-06-15 |
| 35501. | nariii (nariii) | 56.65 | 97.6% | 2024-03-20 |
| 35502. | Viktor (buxata) | 56.65 | 94.6% | 2025-05-23 |
| 35503. | David (circuitnerd) | 56.65 | 94% | 2025-01-05 |
| 35504. | AMG F1 (amg_gts) | 56.65 | 96% | 2021-06-26 |
| 35505. | Nils (colemakn) | 56.65 | — | 2011-02-16 |
| 35506. | Artist (_artist___) | 56.64 | 95% | 2024-08-11 |
| 35507. | Abby (skrrt2) | 56.64 | 97% | 2024-05-01 |
| 35508. | FrozenFire (mr_frozenfire) | 56.64 | 97% | 2024-03-16 |
| 35509. | Darth (kerbouchard) | 56.64 | 90% | 2015-10-14 |
| 35510. | ʇsɐɟ ɹǝdns (shafeek) | 56.64 | 96% | 2013-07-06 |
| 35511. | Brandon (warp3dcrwn) | 56.63 | 94% | 2025-03-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |