The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25741. | Tal (w01v3n) | 62.67 | 96% | 2022-01-24 |
| 25742. | Fusion Fusion (fusion035) | 62.67 | 98% | 2019-02-06 |
| 25743. | Colin (cmothersead) | 62.66 | 97% | 2023-05-26 |
| 25744. | Meli (aurora_twilight) | 62.66 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 25745. | Nightmare (nightmare_foxy) | 62.66 | 94% | 2021-03-27 |
| 25746. | Echo (echo316) | 62.66 | 96% | 2019-09-24 |
| 25747. | Dave (chichi) | 62.66 | — | 2008-09-08 |
| 25748. | xoxo (xoxoxo) | 62.66 | — | 2009-11-23 |
| 25749. | Validuss (validuss) | 62.66 | 94% | 2015-01-22 |
| 25750. | Very Bored (jerseygyrleb) | 62.66 | 94% | 2013-06-07 |
| 25751. | Tuong (tuong_slow) | 62.65 | 95% | 2021-09-08 |
| 25752. | Omsin (omsinkrissada) | 62.65 | 95% | 2020-08-26 |
| 25753. | Mordechai (membenezra) | 62.65 | 87% | 2016-05-31 |
| 25754. | KidKid (kidkid) | 62.65 | — | 2010-01-04 |
| 25755. | One Eyed Owl (one_eyed_owl) | 62.65 | 81% | 2016-06-25 |
| 25756. | Isaac (isaac) | 62.65 | — | 2008-11-14 |
| 25757. | Circle0226 (circle0226) | 62.64 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
| 25758. | Rou (rouu) | 62.64 | 96% | 2022-10-16 |
| 25759. | jesse (jessegotwood) | 62.64 | 95% | 2021-05-25 |
| 25760. | Diane (puggi) | 62.64 | — | 2009-03-26 |
| 25761. | Arpit (m_scofield) | 62.63 | 97% | 2023-01-02 |
| 25762. | Jamie (feaharo) | 62.63 | 90% | 2011-05-13 |
| 25763. | zi (zidan13) | 62.63 | 93% | 2011-09-18 |
| 25764. | shrek (beppi) | 62.62 | 95% | 2022-05-16 |
| 25765. | GOAT (mbs6864) | 62.62 | 95% | 2022-11-05 |
| 25766. | a (stanrude) | 62.62 | 97% | 2023-05-03 |
| 25767. | Fenelon (topogigo) | 62.62 | 99% | 2021-06-09 |
| 25768. | chrys learning colemak (dev... | 62.62 | 96% | 2023-06-10 |
| 25769. | 9ftFlare (arda294) | 62.62 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 25770. | Nakata (yatshukamura) | 62.62 | 97% | 2017-12-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |