And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25003. | michael (dorfman27) | 70.79 | 98% | 2018-11-08 |
| 25004. | Dmitry (dmitry_turcan) | 70.79 | 97% | 2020-05-12 |
| 25005. | Shayan (zackroos) | 70.79 | 96% | 2021-09-16 |
| 25006. | Brian (ardo88) | 70.79 | 99% | 2014-08-18 |
| 25007. | AA Batteries (aa_batteries) | 70.79 | 94.9% | 2021-02-28 |
| 25008. | Pao (tinyfoot) | 70.79 | — | 2010-06-23 |
| 25009. | Shakes (apecx) | 70.79 | — | 2010-05-28 |
| 25010. | Aang (dorjeaang) | 70.78 | 98% | 2021-01-17 |
| 25011. | trg (trg2000) | 70.78 | 96% | 2023-03-31 |
| 25012. | lapras (lapras) | 70.78 | 94% | 2016-08-23 |
| 25013. | Per (dubgeiser) | 70.77 | 98.8% | 2021-02-14 |
| 25014. | Reckful (goord) | 70.77 | 95% | 2016-11-08 |
| 25015. | Oyesh (mannsingh) | 70.77 | 94% | 2015-01-13 |
| 25016. | PunkKing (punkking) | 70.77 | 97% | 2023-05-29 |
| 25017. | _les_ (_les_) | 70.77 | 100% | 2017-04-12 |
| 25018. | P (birchum2) | 70.77 | 92% | 2013-05-24 |
| 25019. | Daniel (pantsuman) | 70.76 | 98.8% | 2023-08-22 |
| 25020. | Peter (cint) | 70.76 | 95.9% | 2023-09-25 |
| 25021. | iqbal hakim (ballz_bazz) | 70.76 | 98% | 2022-11-15 |
| 25022. | 🐌💨🐢💨🐐💨 (m... | 70.76 | 99% | 2019-02-26 |
| 25023. | aceofheart (aceofheart06) | 70.76 | 97% | 2018-03-05 |
| 25024. | Sundar (sundarban) | 70.76 | 94% | 2015-09-10 |
| 25025. | Person (person753) | 70.75 | 96% | 2022-05-05 |
| 25026. | Nikola (kokosarnik) | 70.75 | 96% | 2018-05-19 |
| 25027. | ILUVpwny (iluvpwny) | 70.75 | 95% | 2021-06-22 |
| 25028. | Deven (kikaliyo) | 70.75 | 95.9% | 2021-02-19 |
| 25029. | Caxix (caxix) | 70.75 | 97% | 2022-06-07 |
| 25030. | bart (bartfart) | 70.75 | 97% | 2020-04-15 |
| 25031. | redarrows (redarrow) | 70.75 | — | 2010-10-10 |
| 25032. | Andre (acarrilho) | 70.75 | 99% | 2013-07-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |