As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
18606. | lex (lexzaid) | 58.86 | 96% | 2017-12-16 |
18607. | Don Quixote (crunchjunkie) | 58.85 | 98% | 2023-01-22 |
18608. | Kenny (ginbao) | 58.85 | 96% | 2018-01-28 |
18609. | Ryan (rjmimay) | 58.84 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
18610. | Victor (icriticalfx) | 58.84 | 93% | 2021-01-17 |
18611. | Sean (seanclarencen) | 58.83 | 97% | 2022-06-14 |
18612. | Kelp (klaptep) | 58.83 | 96% | 2022-06-23 |
18613. | asdf (asdf_) | 58.83 | 96% | 2023-01-13 |
18614. | oof (osmosis99) | 58.83 | 95% | 2019-06-04 |
18615. | Kimi (kimiracle) | 58.83 | 95% | 2019-09-27 |
18616. | Sean (workshirt) | 58.81 | 99% | 2018-05-24 |
18617. | FreePalestine (amr_atif) | 58.81 | 96% | 2022-11-09 |
18618. | Isaac (shellguy97) | 58.80 | 94% | 2019-05-06 |
18619. | Sebstian (sedasti) | 58.80 | 94% | 2021-06-27 |
18620. | Shao (shp188366552) | 58.80 | 95% | 2016-01-23 |
18621. | Jing (jing_feng) | 58.80 | 93% | 2017-03-12 |
18622. | Emir Haiqal (emirhaiqal) | 58.79 | 97% | 2021-06-29 |
18623. | pawan (pawan72926) | 58.79 | 98% | 2022-07-05 |
18624. | Avalanche (arnobel) | 58.79 | 97% | 2021-10-09 |
18625. | Owen (cincodigitos) | 58.79 | 97% | 2020-11-03 |
18626. | Џејмс (jmc82900) | 58.78 | 97% | 2022-01-07 |
18627. | kagan (sassenach34) | 58.78 | 96% | 2020-05-19 |
18628. | Michael (yetanother) | 58.78 | 98% | 2015-05-19 |
18629. | God (sayahewan) | 58.77 | 96% | 2020-10-18 |
18630. | lordfarquaad (lordfarquaaaad) | 58.77 | 97.4% | 2021-02-11 |
18631. | Ani (animesh_sharma) | 58.77 | 93% | 2015-11-01 |
18632. | KPepper (kpepper229) | 58.76 | 85% | 2017-01-20 |
18633. | Rahul (rahuls1995) | 58.76 | 97% | 2022-06-13 |
18634. | Dhanesh (slaketaxel) | 58.76 | 95% | 2021-07-15 |
18635. | Jose (quod) | 58.76 | 95% | 2019-03-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |