So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34563. | Nick (mundles) | 43.12 | 89% | 2013-07-28 |
| 34564. | Mauricio (mauricio5157) | 43.11 | 87% | 2011-06-19 |
| 34565. | Kaezu (kaezu) | 43.10 | 95% | 2022-01-13 |
| 34566. | Anurag (longneck99) | 43.10 | 95% | 2023-04-13 |
| 34567. | Ahsan (tanzil) | 43.10 | — | 2010-10-16 |
| 34568. | Paul (gkrkfk25) | 43.10 | 92% | 2014-08-16 |
| 34569. | Maerifat@gmail.com (maerifat) | 43.10 | 95% | 2016-03-13 |
| 34570. | ori (dragonsword) | 43.09 | 95% | 2019-07-06 |
| 34571. | Dr_thrax (dr_thrax1) | 43.09 | 92% | 2018-12-30 |
| 34572. | Samad (dr_drakonix) | 43.08 | 96% | 2017-06-03 |
| 34573. | Kedem (kedem) | 43.08 | 93% | 2014-07-06 |
| 34574. | sunny (brightday6407@yahoo.... | 43.08 | — | 2010-09-30 |
| 34575. | tstats[javier_alba] (javier... | 43.06 | 91% | 2015-06-08 |
| 34576. | arie (ariempra) | 43.06 | 89% | 2015-12-23 |
| 34577. | SON GOKU (kartikeya.gupta.k... | 43.06 | 87% | 2015-08-28 |
| 34578. | cath (baboulou) | 43.06 | 93% | 2011-05-14 |
| 34579. | Asher (asherbc) | 43.05 | 92.1% | 2023-10-20 |
| 34580. | Ciel (ciellescal) | 43.05 | 95% | 2021-02-25 |
| 34581. | Hang (hangphan) | 43.04 | 91% | 2011-06-17 |
| 34582. | ♡´･ᴗ･`♡ (esni) | 43.03 | 95% | 2022-05-25 |
| 34583. | Simon (simco) | 43.03 | 94% | 2023-08-14 |
| 34584. | usman (usmanali) | 43.03 | 99% | 2012-05-12 |
| 34585. | Aashish (aaceesh) | 43.03 | 93% | 2012-07-22 |
| 34586. | swetha (skumar) | 43.03 | — | 2008-09-02 |
| 34587. | Apisake (apisake) | 43.03 | 94% | 2016-01-22 |
| 34588. | prisma (prisma1938) | 43.02 | 93.8% | 2023-10-20 |
| 34589. | Fadlika Dita (fadlikadn) | 43.02 | 88% | 2014-09-25 |
| 34590. | eelnhoj (eelnhoj) | 43.02 | — | 2009-11-23 |
| 34591. | Alex (jigglytophat) | 43.01 | 97% | 2019-10-09 |
| 34592. | shiva (shivatheboss) | 43.00 | 96% | 2022-02-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |