The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5141. | s (ctrl48) | 102.21 | 98% | 2014-04-08 |
| 5142. | heisvi (bobbytes) | 102.20 | 99% | 2023-09-04 |
| 5143. | mike (captaincapitalism) | 102.20 | 98% | 2022-11-21 |
| 5144. | Alex (mindstormscreator) | 102.20 | 98% | 2015-10-24 |
| 5145. | Aaron (zeromadness) | 102.20 | 98% | 2014-09-25 |
| 5146. | Alexander (back4m0re) | 102.20 | — | 2009-04-16 |
| 5147. | Goati_ (goati_) | 102.19 | 99% | 2019-03-15 |
| 5148. | too weak too slow (ryli) | 102.18 | 97% | 2019-10-08 |
| 5149. | HienNB (nbhduoc) | 102.18 | 98% | 2012-09-21 |
| 5150. | Kellykinzz (kellykinzzz) | 102.17 | — | 2010-09-09 |
| 5151. | . (trihard7) | 102.17 | 98% | 2018-12-07 |
| 5152. | Jack (bandages) | 102.16 | 89% | 2015-05-24 |
| 5153. | Phil (philwinnem) | 102.16 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
| 5154. | someghost (someghost) | 102.16 | 97% | 2014-03-09 |
| 5155. | jason (jeissoni) | 102.15 | — | 2009-05-12 |
| 5156. | Cher (cherwang) | 102.15 | — | 2010-04-21 |
| 5157. | Samuel (minikloon) | 102.14 | 96% | 2014-03-08 |
| 5158. | Zeyu (zeyu0) | 102.14 | 98% | 2021-05-30 |
| 5159. | William (ciddler) | 102.14 | 98% | 2019-10-17 |
| 5160. | Myriadia (mof10) | 102.14 | 97% | 2018-07-10 |
| 5161. | Seph (callipygia) | 102.14 | 95% | 2016-07-13 |
| 5162. | jb (woorie7) | 102.13 | 98% | 2018-04-30 |
| 5163. | Struggler (canttypeanymore) | 102.13 | 96% | 2011-07-17 |
| 5164. | tebbu2 (tebbu2) | 102.13 | 96.4% | 2021-02-21 |
| 5165. | Meet (mhscool) | 102.13 | 98% | 2018-10-02 |
| 5166. | sb (sb_unoriginal) | 102.12 | 97% | 2021-05-06 |
| 5167. | Spadger (spadgerr) | 102.11 | 96% | 2019-06-04 |
| 5168. | Dre (atarez) | 102.11 | 90% | 2013-11-13 |
| 5169. | Away From Keyboard (AFK) (d... | 102.10 | 99% | 2023-03-23 |
| 5170. | Colin (blank9167) | 102.10 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |