So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25823. | Joyce (joelly) | 59.56 | — | 2008-11-17 |
| 25824. | Clarb (calebinebs) | 59.55 | 95% | 2022-08-02 |
| 25825. | Berzerk (berzerk_) | 59.55 | 96% | 2021-05-07 |
| 25826. | tstats[sarvesh1] (sarvesh1) | 59.55 | 98% | 2023-06-03 |
| 25827. | Petar (petar17) | 59.55 | 96% | 2021-11-29 |
| 25828. | Hunter (heh44) | 59.55 | 97% | 2022-12-09 |
| 25829. | keith (krazedkat) | 59.55 | — | 2009-12-02 |
| 25830. | Xellos (xellos) | 59.55 | — | 2010-01-06 |
| 25831. | Emil (milus2003) | 59.55 | 96% | 2018-08-20 |
| 25832. | Fufi (fufi25) | 59.55 | 94% | 2011-05-16 |
| 25833. | ∞ (dylan_0) | 59.55 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 25834. | xo (xochi1) | 59.54 | 98% | 2023-04-21 |
| 25835. | James (itsme_of) | 59.54 | 96% | 2023-06-04 |
| 25836. | bogo (bogo10) | 59.54 | 95% | 2015-05-11 |
| 25837. | kao (biohand2001) | 59.54 | — | 2009-10-16 |
| 25838. | sumantra (sumantra) | 59.54 | — | 2010-05-02 |
| 25839. | Chudy (ci2016) | 59.53 | 94% | 2021-01-02 |
| 25840. | Paige (jack_hemmings) | 59.53 | 98% | 2019-11-19 |
| 25841. | VLEIRS (vleirs) | 59.53 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
| 25842. | Anton (antonthechef) | 59.53 | 95% | 2018-05-24 |
| 25843. | Alec (letsgoboyce) | 59.52 | 95% | 2023-07-06 |
| 25844. | BLANK (thors) | 59.52 | 95.7% | 2023-06-13 |
| 25845. | daniel beale (dannyb719) | 59.52 | 96% | 2023-01-17 |
| 25846. | Captain (qaqa092000) | 59.52 | 94% | 2012-06-03 |
| 25847. | anion (hysteria111) | 59.52 | 95% | 2013-12-29 |
| 25848. | Mrs. Till's (cray) | 59.52 | — | 2008-10-02 |
| 25849. | bad (calculon) | 59.52 | 93% | 2014-01-13 |
| 25850. | Miles (forrest) | 59.51 | — | 2009-02-18 |
| 25851. | Eliah (danishdessert) | 59.51 | 89% | 2014-10-13 |
| 25852. | Jack (sacredpro) | 59.51 | 95% | 2018-05-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |