The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10264. | Eric (bolowz) | 88.75 | — | 2008-09-16 |
| 10265. | Jordan (charlesdickens1) | 88.74 | 96% | 2018-10-04 |
| 10266. | Omar (infus3d) | 88.74 | 99% | 2021-05-05 |
| 10267. | Joris (zjories) | 88.74 | 98% | 2017-07-05 |
| 10268. | Justin (ch1naman) | 88.74 | 92% | 2011-09-21 |
| 10269. | Tom (smileykorean) | 88.73 | 95% | 2015-04-06 |
| 10270. | Ashley (huangash) | 88.73 | 96% | 2016-11-23 |
| 10271. | tetterdetet (tetterdetet) | 88.73 | 97% | 2017-12-15 |
| 10272. | Mandy (itsmandy) | 88.73 | 98% | 2020-04-15 |
| 10273. | tonebone (itstonebone) | 88.72 | 95% | 2021-02-25 |
| 10274. | Kevin (megatron0408) | 88.72 | 97% | 2019-12-02 |
| 10275. | Daniel Nicolas MIchael (hel... | 88.71 | 95% | 2022-09-13 |
| 10276. | Jacob (booyashocka) | 88.71 | 98% | 2023-02-09 |
| 10277. | Doiv (doiv23) | 88.71 | 98.3% | 2023-10-30 |
| 10278. | ΩmegaMan (omegaman) | 88.71 | 97% | 2022-12-06 |
| 10279. | Oleg (germeson) | 88.71 | 95% | 2011-08-21 |
| 10280. | Job (job3228) | 88.70 | 97% | 2018-11-02 |
| 10281. | Nirajan (strategist02) | 88.70 | 97% | 2021-08-18 |
| 10282. | (bicycleman) | 88.70 | 99% | 2021-10-12 |
| 10283. | Will (rdtomgrcr) | 88.70 | 99% | 2018-10-27 |
| 10284. | J (itslikeisaid) | 88.70 | 98% | 2014-06-13 |
| 10285. | Chutiya (chutiya) | 88.70 | 96% | 2015-12-23 |
| 10286. | WearAMask (trini_devan) | 88.70 | 98% | 2015-04-08 |
| 10287. | Eva (evathebelieva) | 88.70 | — | 2011-01-07 |
| 10288. | Tonmaii (tonmaiii) | 88.69 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
| 10289. | jk- (justkidding_) | 88.69 | 97% | 2020-02-19 |
| 10290. | Kam (kam10000) | 88.69 | 91% | 2017-02-25 |
| 10291. | Mori (yummisushie) | 88.68 | 98% | 2021-06-10 |
| 10292. | 🎈k (konnomon) | 88.68 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
| 10293. | Jeremy (definee) | 88.67 | 97% | 2018-01-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |