See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11741. | Fart Knight (thefartknight) | 77.20 | 98% | 2026-01-24 |
| 11742. | Noah (noah187) | 77.20 | 97% | 2021-10-04 |
| 11743. | BugZ (string_bugz) | 77.19 | 96% | 2025-07-18 |
| 11744. | Kitt (kmet5) | 77.19 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
| 11745. | Iyanically (cryptic_cosmic) | 77.18 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 11746. | Aden (aden_typer) | 77.18 | 99% | 2021-08-30 |
| 11747. | Alish (dek_u) | 77.18 | 95.1% | 2021-02-14 |
| 11748. | Will (carbohydra) | 77.18 | 98% | 2022-06-21 |
| 11749. | Roy (harlos9090) | 77.18 | 99% | 2022-04-04 |
| 11750. | David (grimrp3r) | 77.18 | 99% | 2020-04-19 |
| 11751. | vocabo (sahil21db) | 77.17 | 95% | 2021-03-04 |
| 11752. | Emmett (bigblueyeti) | 77.17 | 97% | 2022-01-14 |
| 11753. | Alex (awtpi314) | 77.17 | 95% | 2023-04-12 |
| 11754. | Woody (woody_wins_) | 77.16 | 96% | 2021-12-09 |
| 11755. | Eilon (eilonhai459) | 77.16 | 97% | 2019-11-22 |
| 11756. | Arvind (arvindlamba454) | 77.15 | 97% | 2022-04-21 |
| 11757. | DonFarah (luckyjoyboy) | 77.14 | 95.6% | 2024-05-20 |
| 11758. | dornado (dornado) | 77.14 | 95.9% | 2023-12-14 |
| 11759. | Shivesh Tiwari (yuvanastra) | 77.14 | 97% | 2022-11-22 |
| 11760. | Sven (swen999) | 77.14 | 96% | 2021-11-22 |
| 11761. | Chuse (chuse) | 77.14 | 96% | 2023-03-12 |
| 11762. | Danny (h4ndeye) | 77.13 | 96% | 2021-11-15 |
| 11763. | Peter (pitabread13) | 77.13 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
| 11764. | Wyman (speedy_boi420) | 77.13 | 97% | 2019-12-04 |
| 11765. | Ignacio (darkylove) | 77.13 | 97% | 2019-07-25 |
| 11766. | Olaf (wedeczka) | 77.11 | 95% | 2024-12-09 |
| 11767. | aj (classic_blinx) | 77.10 | 98% | 2022-12-03 |
| 11768. | Panda (pandajt) | 77.10 | 95% | 2022-04-20 |
| 11769. | Toru (kir6meki) | 77.10 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 11770. | Craig (jitterjuicegaming) | 77.10 | 95% | 2021-03-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |