The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22455. | (murry858) | 67.57 | — | 2010-10-04 |
| 22456. | Hamza (thesmarts101) | 67.57 | 92% | 2013-05-18 |
| 22457. | Eric (ebl1859) | 67.57 | 96% | 2018-09-04 |
| 22458. | (adnilem1647) | 67.56 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
| 22459. | (disaznjason) | 67.56 | — | 2009-11-04 |
| 22460. | (eran_raviv) | 67.56 | 97% | 2022-09-05 |
| 22461. | (raf_al) | 67.56 | 95% | 2021-06-01 |
| 22462. | Foole (rizzbor) | 67.56 | 97% | 2023-01-15 |
| 22463. | (binayginodia) | 67.56 | 99% | 2021-11-01 |
| 22464. | (syariefl) | 67.56 | 92% | 2011-10-27 |
| 22465. | (helalipop) | 67.56 | 94% | 2017-04-27 |
| 22466. | (a9088391) | 67.56 | 96% | 2017-09-27 |
| 22467. | (shaisab) | 67.56 | 97% | 2012-07-02 |
| 22468. | (penny6) | 67.56 | 96% | 2014-04-27 |
| 22469. | Kamyar (kamyar_raisee) | 67.56 | 98% | 2017-03-23 |
| 22470. | Albert (albertc97) | 67.56 | 94% | 2016-10-07 |
| 22471. | (ducanup01) | 67.55 | 96% | 2022-03-10 |
| 22472. | (matteoriad) | 67.55 | 95% | 2014-02-25 |
| 22473. | (angtheavatar) | 67.55 | 96% | 2022-08-23 |
| 22474. | (fastest_as_fq_boy) | 67.55 | 95.1% | 2023-10-14 |
| 22475. | rambalaji (rambalaji) | 67.55 | 97% | 2021-10-15 |
| 22476. | (typingkernel) | 67.55 | 95.9% | 2021-01-31 |
| 22477. | (chuse) | 67.55 | 96% | 2020-05-28 |
| 22478. | (astraay) | 67.55 | 93.7% | 2021-01-31 |
| 22479. | (changofeliz) | 67.55 | 99% | 2020-01-09 |
| 22480. | (cesarer) | 67.54 | 93% | 2016-09-17 |
| 22481. | Eddie (terminaterjohn) | 67.54 | 92% | 2015-02-16 |
| 22482. | (demfeels) | 67.54 | 96% | 2018-03-22 |
| 22483. | (honzuki) | 67.54 | 94% | 2014-11-26 |
| 22484. | (ferris) | 67.54 | — | 2010-09-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |