And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5452. | john (taraborn) | 110.16 | — | 2010-03-26 |
| 5453. | (noquitting) | 110.16 | 90% | 2014-09-10 |
| 5454. | (newfilth) | 110.16 | 94% | 2012-05-11 |
| 5455. | (perserus) | 110.16 | — | 2011-03-03 |
| 5456. | (myles_jb) | 110.16 | 98% | 2019-11-16 |
| 5457. | (kuros) | 110.16 | — | 2009-04-10 |
| 5458. | (kimaestro) | 110.16 | 94% | 2014-01-11 |
| 5459. | Jake (jakeypancakey) | 110.15 | 98% | 2021-05-02 |
| 5460. | hyp (hyprix) | 110.14 | 97.5% | 2023-07-09 |
| 5461. | (emilyk_3357) | 110.14 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
| 5462. | (kartyo) | 110.13 | 99% | 2021-04-03 |
| 5463. | (kclark) | 110.13 | — | 2010-10-19 |
| 5464. | (lebao) | 110.13 | — | 2011-01-06 |
| 5465. | Otávio (stridoca) | 110.13 | — | 2008-09-08 |
| 5466. | (havanese) | 110.13 | — | 2009-09-18 |
| 5467. | Nick (nckn) | 110.12 | 95% | 2016-08-25 |
| 5468. | Fart (chuckster73) | 110.11 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 5469. | (shelleypeabody) | 110.10 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
| 5470. | (jbcabintoy14) | 110.10 | 98% | 2021-11-14 |
| 5471. | (lualua) | 110.09 | 99% | 2014-01-16 |
| 5472. | (deanski) | 110.08 | 98% | 2013-06-11 |
| 5473. | (vasil) | 110.08 | 98% | 2016-11-02 |
| 5474. | (mrsynchd) | 110.07 | 96% | 2017-02-12 |
| 5475. | Masaki (hyron) | 110.07 | 95% | 2015-01-19 |
| 5476. | (phroth) | 110.07 | 96% | 2014-05-10 |
| 5477. | (fireworkkss) | 110.06 | 97% | 2021-12-04 |
| 5478. | (mapagmahal143) | 110.06 | 99% | 2015-01-23 |
| 5479. | ok (crims0nking) | 110.06 | 94% | 2017-06-03 |
| 5480. | Ryzor - (skycaptain95) | 110.06 | 90% | 2015-07-26 |
| 5481. | (nathanple) | 110.05 | 98.3% | 2023-10-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |