Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34450. | Captian (waznman) | 44.93 | 95% | 2018-07-16 |
| 34451. | cliff (cahard) | 44.92 | 95% | 2013-05-14 |
| 34452. | Tung (conifer) | 44.92 | 97% | 2011-09-20 |
| 34453. | Mila (milast) | 44.92 | 97% | 2017-04-21 |
| 34454. | Shahid (shahidniazi) | 44.92 | 87% | 2013-01-17 |
| 34455. | Learning Dvorak (dvorakdude) | 44.92 | 93% | 2014-07-22 |
| 34456. | azken (ahmfekerz) | 44.92 | 84% | 2016-08-13 |
| 34457. | xxindoxx (xxindoxx) | 44.92 | 96% | 2016-05-10 |
| 34458. | Peter (peterm512) | 44.92 | 88% | 2013-11-09 |
| 34459. | mxnvrch (mxnvrch) | 44.92 | 94% | 2020-11-17 |
| 34460. | Loki (l0k1) | 44.92 | 96% | 2016-01-13 |
| 34461. | Dimtris (skillsaur) | 44.92 | 92% | 2019-11-14 |
| 34462. | Monk (monk_ind999) | 44.92 | 92% | 2023-02-14 |
| 34463. | DIPAK (dipakmohade) | 44.91 | 89% | 2014-10-23 |
| 34464. | zuhairi (zuhairi96) | 44.91 | 92% | 2012-06-26 |
| 34465. | Reitz (reitzcr7) | 44.91 | 93.6% | 2023-07-11 |
| 34466. | Luisa (chuckluis) | 44.90 | 97% | 2014-03-31 |
| 34467. | Amrul (amrulkarim22) | 44.90 | 91% | 2016-05-17 |
| 34468. | Yam (yamyum) | 44.90 | 91% | 2016-08-31 |
| 34469. | Sarir (sarir) | 44.90 | 96% | 2023-04-24 |
| 34470. | Tanishq (lovely_singh) | 44.90 | 97% | 2021-10-18 |
| 34471. | casfrank (casfrank) | 44.89 | 99% | 2015-07-20 |
| 34472. | Faizar (rudian) | 44.89 | 90% | 2015-04-13 |
| 34473. | 鴨仔OGC (duckogc) | 44.89 | 98% | 2016-06-24 |
| 34474. | Sky (kom1323) | 44.89 | 94% | 2016-09-24 |
| 34475. | Damian (imdamian) | 44.88 | 93% | 2020-12-26 |
| 34476. | Sessylu Ross (darkseishiro) | 44.87 | 88% | 2017-03-28 |
| 34477. | Richard (oorlyxx) | 44.87 | — | 2010-07-27 |
| 34478. | Keith (keith1) | 44.87 | — | 2010-01-15 |
| 34479. | Jeff (jdelar22) | 44.87 | 92% | 2023-03-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |