I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11028. | hotbx (hotbxlockbx) | 84.55 | 96% | 2023-04-25 |
| 11029. | TruncatedTriangles (truncat... | 84.55 | 99% | 2023-01-31 |
| 11030. | sin (dalysin) | 84.55 | 97% | 2022-09-18 |
| 11031. | Jared (perplexenigma) | 84.54 | 97.4% | 2021-02-09 |
| 11032. | bryce (brycegaming) | 84.54 | 92% | 2017-02-15 |
| 11033. | Matt (mattc1314) | 84.53 | 96% | 2015-07-08 |
| 11034. | Kaylee (kmcconville) | 84.53 | 98% | 2016-01-14 |
| 11035. | Dro (dro421) | 84.53 | 94% | 2015-09-06 |
| 11036. | Chin (chinnoname) | 84.53 | 97% | 2018-01-18 |
| 11037. | Meneer (meneer) | 84.52 | 96% | 2021-09-17 |
| 11038. | Cole (colemakingprocess) | 84.52 | 98% | 2021-11-26 |
| 11039. | 👺 (confiscar) | 84.52 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
| 11040. | sinegav (sinegav) | 84.52 | 96% | 2016-10-22 |
| 11041. | Jeffrey (dmnwarrior) | 84.51 | 93% | 2016-07-10 |
| 11042. | 🐢yo (longliveyume) | 84.51 | 98% | 2026-04-24 |
| 11043. | Jodie (ajodie) | 84.51 | 91% | 2016-11-02 |
| 11044. | Gang (igangbang) | 84.50 | 98% | 2023-06-30 |
| 11045. | :( (notabot69) | 84.50 | 97% | 2022-05-17 |
| 11046. | Tom (derpling) | 84.50 | 96.2% | 2023-12-09 |
| 11047. | anon (nootathotep) | 84.50 | 97% | 2018-05-23 |
| 11048. | Ata (aajan) | 84.50 | 97.3% | 2024-06-19 |
| 11049. | McD (chubbytoki) | 84.50 | 96% | 2015-05-28 |
| 11050. | Noak (noakberglund) | 84.49 | 95% | 2021-04-04 |
| 11051. | Infinity56 (infinity56) | 84.49 | 96% | 2019-02-12 |
| 11052. | Alex (xtoposx) | 84.49 | 98% | 2020-06-29 |
| 11053. | Jeff (infinitey17) | 84.49 | 92% | 2016-01-08 |
| 11054. | heisvi (bobbytes) | 84.49 | 96.5% | 2023-09-23 |
| 11055. | casual (fun_account) | 84.49 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
| 11056. | Charles (dubman1) | 84.48 | 96% | 2017-01-13 |
| 11057. | Brandon (bulletblitz) | 84.48 | 89% | 2015-12-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |