The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23646. | Rodrigo (diguliu) | 66.21 | 93% | 2013-01-30 |
| 23647. | Aniket (aniketgore) | 66.21 | 91% | 2015-06-21 |
| 23648. | TopRamen (justsean) | 66.21 | 89% | 2016-03-10 |
| 23649. | Goethe (kiwon) | 66.21 | — | 2010-09-20 |
| 23650. | Mohammad iqbal (md_iqbal) | 66.21 | 98% | 2013-01-07 |
| 23651. | Heorhii (heorhii_hryhorov) | 66.20 | 95% | 2020-12-09 |
| 23652. | Anchal (_valley_) | 66.20 | 97% | 2022-07-17 |
| 23653. | HuyMCGhastEnd (motconmeocon) | 66.20 | 95.7% | 2023-07-08 |
| 23654. | Liam (peepeesniffer) | 66.20 | 94% | 2021-02-09 |
| 23655. | Jaden (jxden) | 66.20 | 96% | 2021-01-10 |
| 23656. | Zubair (xubrrrrr) | 66.20 | — | 2009-03-26 |
| 23657. | Jayson (shenjuki) | 66.20 | 89% | 2013-04-25 |
| 23658. | montant (montantoine) | 66.19 | — | 2010-02-28 |
| 23659. | Chris (polarvortex) | 66.19 | 92% | 2016-09-12 |
| 23660. | yasir (yasirmz) | 66.19 | — | 2011-02-25 |
| 23661. | Dean (geekdud1) | 66.19 | 91% | 2016-12-15 |
| 23662. | CW (chuanwee) | 66.18 | 98% | 2023-02-26 |
| 23663. | Hezha (hezhasindi) | 66.18 | — | 2009-09-16 |
| 23664. | John (zarkot) | 66.18 | 94% | 2020-10-31 |
| 23665. | Salzd (salzd) | 66.18 | 95% | 2020-09-03 |
| 23666. | ricka abigael (rickarickz) | 66.18 | — | 2009-04-04 |
| 23667. | Ernesto (aitenlabs) | 66.18 | — | 2008-08-31 |
| 23668. | khiav (war202122) | 66.18 | 97% | 2015-04-01 |
| 23669. | King (mayoliquid) | 66.18 | 94% | 2016-10-24 |
| 23670. | Morgan (mrmorganrules) | 66.17 | 95% | 2020-11-18 |
| 23671. | crooked (crookedvirus) | 66.17 | 96.1% | 2021-02-15 |
| 23672. | BYE (cheshire_) | 66.17 | 94% | 2017-07-20 |
| 23673. | Kien (letrungkien7) | 66.17 | 95% | 2013-05-29 |
| 23674. | corredor (em321) | 66.17 | 96% | 2011-08-05 |
| 23675. | YOURMUM (___yourdad___) | 66.16 | 97% | 2022-07-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |