So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23563. | Jeandre (tiwala) | 62.80 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
| 23564. | Jaiders (jaiders) | 62.80 | 95.7% | 2021-01-29 |
| 23565. | vi (mashimaro243) | 62.80 | — | 2009-04-18 |
| 23566. | Tinkureddy (tinku) | 62.80 | — | 2010-09-12 |
| 23567. | Eric (lastdeath8) | 62.80 | 95% | 2014-08-30 |
| 23568. | Jerkin6969 (jerkin6969) | 62.79 | 96% | 2018-02-03 |
| 23569. | DrViosen (dr_viosen) | 62.79 | 97% | 2023-03-05 |
| 23570. | casey (toaster1209) | 62.79 | 97% | 2023-05-03 |
| 23571. | Alex (alex207e) | 62.79 | 95% | 2019-11-23 |
| 23572. | Inaccurate af (wwwolf) | 62.79 | 95% | 2023-09-30 |
| 23573. | dexz (dexor) | 62.79 | 97% | 2020-05-02 |
| 23574. | bean (bean_bean) | 62.79 | — | 2010-11-26 |
| 23575. | Ace (kamal705) | 62.79 | 97% | 2013-09-17 |
| 23576. | Hunter (vandal) | 62.79 | 96% | 2011-12-15 |
| 23577. | Vi (mashimaro324) | 62.79 | — | 2009-03-22 |
| 23578. | Anna (anaakitamaro) | 62.79 | 94% | 2015-07-07 |
| 23579. | Manish (manish05) | 62.78 | 88% | 2014-04-13 |
| 23580. | AKGD (akgd) | 62.78 | 96% | 2018-09-15 |
| 23581. | tung (chuadao) | 62.78 | — | 2009-10-06 |
| 23582. | Pit (piteg) | 62.77 | 87% | 2017-01-12 |
| 23583. | Vince (vincethec) | 62.77 | 92% | 2013-03-23 |
| 23584. | Sean (ten1909) | 62.77 | 96% | 2022-01-12 |
| 23585. | Curtis (cwig) | 62.77 | 92% | 2014-03-25 |
| 23586. | Naaman (nae26) | 62.76 | 93% | 2021-05-13 |
| 23587. | Kristian (kristiant) | 62.76 | 88% | 2016-07-18 |
| 23588. | Vivek (kill3rking) | 62.76 | 96% | 2021-11-10 |
| 23589. | Jacob (jmoore021) | 62.76 | 97% | 2014-04-09 |
| 23590. | Ufo23 (ufo23gg) | 62.76 | 94% | 2016-09-15 |
| 23591. | Ran# (available) | 62.76 | — | 2009-08-10 |
| 23592. | Oliver (oliverrayn) | 62.76 | 94% | 2022-06-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |