I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10952. | Isaac (typingcringesmurf) | 84.77 | 98% | 2026-01-30 |
| 10953. | Ahmed Hanafy (ahmedhnafy) | 84.77 | 97% | 2025-06-17 |
| 10954. | Thomas (toemah) | 84.77 | 97% | 2020-01-17 |
| 10955. | noms (bloopdaferd) | 84.77 | 99% | 2022-08-10 |
| 10956. | Hagen (hagenlee) | 84.77 | 98% | 2020-12-07 |
| 10957. | Ahmet (imamocrat) | 84.77 | 97% | 2021-06-22 |
| 10958. | Kelan (kelanwu17) | 84.76 | 98% | 2022-03-31 |
| 10959. | Mark (nighthawk510) | 84.76 | 95.9% | 2023-09-15 |
| 10960. | Emmet (contrambulance) | 84.76 | 97% | 2021-02-08 |
| 10961. | ottuba (ottuba) | 84.76 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 10962. | Cyclo (cycloglobin) | 84.76 | 96% | 2015-08-13 |
| 10963. | Pun (puntypes) | 84.76 | 97% | 2016-11-22 |
| 10964. | Yuma (el_yuma) | 84.75 | 99% | 2025-02-28 |
| 10965. | ItsKevin (kwilz) | 84.75 | 97.5% | 2024-06-23 |
| 10966. | Sollyy (itssollyy) | 84.75 | 96% | 2017-06-18 |
| 10967. | James (jjmadness) | 84.75 | 93% | 2015-10-09 |
| 10968. | Jerrythe (lumsewjea) | 84.74 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
| 10969. | qzco (qzco) | 84.74 | 98% | 2025-11-05 |
| 10970. | Alex (teardrop01) | 84.74 | 96% | 2019-05-22 |
| 10971. | John (mr_robot5000) | 84.74 | 96% | 2022-11-08 |
| 10972. | root (chroot) | 84.74 | 99% | 2022-12-18 |
| 10973. | Reimar (reimarpb) | 84.74 | 98% | 2021-03-16 |
| 10974. | Arjan (cnossboss) | 84.74 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
| 10975. | rt (rtizzle) | 84.73 | 99% | 2022-12-31 |
| 10976. | Lebron (lebronjinkens) | 84.73 | 96% | 2020-12-15 |
| 10977. | Shahil Suresh (roylar_range... | 84.73 | 97% | 2023-05-27 |
| 10978. | Spring (rabeeh97) | 84.73 | 93% | 2016-11-04 |
| 10979. | Rube (rubegoldberger) | 84.72 | 97% | 2022-05-04 |
| 10980. | Anis (anis22) | 84.72 | 97.6% | 2023-09-04 |
| 10981. | Kevin (keveno123) | 84.71 | 96% | 2021-04-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |