Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6023. | Sylvan (smably) | 95.62 | 94% | 2011-12-25 |
| 6024. | GAIKOKU (argstrii) | 95.60 | 95% | 2012-01-28 |
| 6025. | BANDAR_JUDOL_GAK_TAKUT_NERA... | 95.60 | 98% | 2015-07-12 |
| 6026. | Sean (yotannt) | 95.60 | 97% | 2015-05-08 |
| 6027. | Clayton (ipyro) | 95.60 | 98% | 2020-01-21 |
| 6028. | kweg (kweg) | 95.59 | 97% | 2019-01-12 |
| 6029. | jack (jackracer23) | 95.59 | 98% | 2019-10-13 |
| 6030. | M (virgofenix) | 95.59 | 100% | 2012-08-23 |
| 6031. | Naba (naba0224) | 95.59 | 97.6% | 2023-05-29 |
| 6032. | Elias (eliasdorneles) | 95.58 | 98% | 2012-08-25 |
| 6033. | Alex (jkdc) | 95.58 | 95% | 2014-09-15 |
| 6034. | Nessa (kidd000) | 95.58 | — | 2008-08-13 |
| 6035. | Jesung (jesung) | 95.58 | — | 2009-12-01 |
| 6036. | epicfail (epicfailkonaro) | 95.58 | 97% | 2013-10-28 |
| 6037. | jeeuhn (jeeuhn) | 95.58 | 96% | 2023-07-20 |
| 6038. | Alex (znthtclee) | 95.58 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
| 6039. | Ali!i!i!iN (alinorouzi) | 95.57 | 97% | 2013-07-12 |
| 6040. | taro (taro_curly) | 95.57 | 100% | 2018-07-09 |
| 6041. | Brian (brianyounq) | 95.57 | 96% | 2023-01-05 |
| 6042. | Chroma (chroma_aus) | 95.57 | 97% | 2022-02-10 |
| 6043. | Anthony (lukiilegend) | 95.56 | 89% | 2016-01-09 |
| 6044. | Claire (gokulol) | 95.56 | 92% | 2016-03-25 |
| 6045. | Matt (bigmtg25) | 95.56 | 98% | 2011-08-13 |
| 6046. | (bobby29831) | 95.56 | 96% | 2022-03-05 |
| 6047. | Cyberion (cyberion) | 95.56 | 97% | 2018-08-10 |
| 6048. | Tyler (foreign_man_23) | 95.55 | 97% | 2014-07-02 |
| 6049. | Lawrence (loklein) | 95.55 | 98% | 2011-10-14 |
| 6050. | Mary (hammer) | 95.55 | — | 2008-08-15 |
| 6051. | makeme (makemetheking) | 95.55 | — | 2009-06-30 |
| 6052. | Kevin (lin6625) | 95.55 | 97% | 2020-01-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |