Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14286. | jason (quickestthereis) | 78.21 | 92% | 2014-04-21 |
| 14287. | chris (hotdogchris) | 78.21 | 95% | 2021-10-05 |
| 14288. | amh1499 (ineverquit) | 78.21 | 90% | 2014-12-17 |
| 14289. | Michael (michaelhau) | 78.21 | 96% | 2018-09-27 |
| 14290. | German (germopotter) | 78.21 | 98% | 2018-07-30 |
| 14291. | Control (controlpanel) | 78.21 | — | 2009-07-05 |
| 14292. | Ásþór (asibasi) | 78.20 | 97.3% | 2021-02-19 |
| 14293. | Krisztián (hordosikrisztian) | 78.20 | 99% | 2020-09-24 |
| 14294. | Pingbang (pbb_want_to_sleep) | 78.20 | 97.1% | 2021-02-04 |
| 14295. | asdf (itz_pvp1235) | 78.20 | 95% | 2020-11-20 |
| 14296. | lost (lostconquest) | 78.20 | 95% | 2014-08-26 |
| 14297. | Sabrina (awesomer3) | 78.19 | 93% | 2014-09-02 |
| 14298. | Myles (expertgoat) | 78.19 | 96% | 2022-10-02 |
| 14299. | Johnathan (jellyowar308) | 78.19 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 14300. | medD (mistermask___) | 78.19 | 94% | 2022-03-14 |
| 14301. | Carol (ozzynharriet7) | 78.19 | 94% | 2012-02-14 |
| 14302. | kat (katisslow) | 78.18 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| 14303. | Cray (kweikwei) | 78.18 | 98% | 2023-03-05 |
| 14304. | Carniefeller (carniefeller_1) | 78.18 | 97% | 2020-05-13 |
| 14305. | Yunik Gautam (yunik_gautam) | 78.18 | 96.8% | 2023-06-16 |
| 14306. | H (carltonbanks1) | 78.18 | 96.8% | 2023-06-18 |
| 14307. | Yuri (jumpingfreak) | 78.18 | — | 2011-03-13 |
| 14308. | Conrad (conrad) | 78.18 | — | 2008-09-10 |
| 14309. | Andi (mindmyself) | 78.18 | 92% | 2015-08-18 |
| 14310. | Joel (althie) | 78.18 | 96% | 2012-12-30 |
| 14311. | chro (chro) | 78.18 | — | 2010-03-19 |
| 14312. | LAJW (lajw) | 78.17 | 94% | 2016-11-29 |
| 14313. | Type (type_racer_15) | 78.17 | 98% | 2022-04-04 |
| 14314. | Tarako (tarako) | 78.17 | 95% | 2014-04-11 |
| 14315. | Sheng (shengalang) | 78.17 | 90% | 2014-12-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |