So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27074. | rita (rirota) | 57.41 | 98% | 2013-03-24 |
| 27075. | purushothaman (purush1702) | 57.41 | — | 2010-02-24 |
| 27076. | Damo (damo) | 57.41 | — | 2010-03-24 |
| 27077. | Alex (alexpalti) | 57.40 | 97% | 2022-11-29 |
| 27078. | Guddu Jaisawal (suraj_6732786) | 57.40 | 93% | 2022-02-06 |
| 27079. | Sabix (veam) | 57.40 | 97% | 2020-07-08 |
| 27080. | JOJ (not2gud) | 57.40 | 92% | 2020-10-15 |
| 27081. | Himanshu (himanshu0511) | 57.40 | 99% | 2021-02-15 |
| 27082. | Sepehr (sepixer) | 57.40 | 94% | 2016-06-16 |
| 27083. | Ponyboy (ponyboycurtis) | 57.39 | 94% | 2022-01-13 |
| 27084. | scrubs (scrubs1906) | 57.39 | 96% | 2019-08-20 |
| 27085. | Usman (usmanayubkhan) | 57.39 | 96% | 2021-12-07 |
| 27086. | Jack (jaacklarge979) | 57.39 | 97% | 2020-02-18 |
| 27087. | RNG NICO (vaynegod) | 57.39 | 83% | 2016-07-08 |
| 27088. | Musa (msjahun) | 57.39 | 95% | 2017-03-07 |
| 27089. | Jenn (floxpotato) | 57.39 | 94% | 2011-07-21 |
| 27090. | Josh (djoshi) | 57.38 | 94% | 2015-03-03 |
| 27091. | Haley (halllw) | 57.38 | 96% | 2022-01-30 |
| 27092. | Noel (5noel) | 57.38 | 92% | 2015-03-06 |
| 27093. | Ivan (taco_25) | 57.38 | 94% | 2022-06-02 |
| 27094. | Black (speed_up) | 57.38 | — | 2009-01-04 |
| 27095. | Jáchym (fastfingerrs) | 57.38 | 96% | 2020-10-06 |
| 27096. | Christopher (christophersit) | 57.38 | 85% | 2017-03-14 |
| 27097. | aviad (patish) | 57.37 | 94.4% | 2021-02-15 |
| 27098. | Eevan (lwiz) | 57.37 | 86% | 2014-03-02 |
| 27099. | Aidil (aidil42) | 57.37 | 94% | 2019-04-26 |
| 27100. | K¶Ñ§ µÅÑ܆™ Cole... | 57.37 | 95% | 2012-02-24 |
| 27101. | Deepak (dshu284) | 57.37 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 27102. | elmehdi (elmehdi) | 57.36 | 97% | 2023-03-01 |
| 27103. | Aman kumar (ak21) | 57.36 | 95% | 2023-02-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |