So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20947. | vicky singh (herevicky) | 66.23 | 95% | 2022-12-02 |
| 20948. | Dinuka (din125) | 66.23 | 96% | 2022-12-04 |
| 20949. | Alexander (zenkarb) | 66.23 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 20950. | HellDen (hell_den17) | 66.23 | 94.2% | 2023-10-07 |
| 20951. | Lawrence (ehley_021) | 66.23 | 96% | 2017-11-04 |
| 20952. | (zimmy) | 66.23 | — | 2010-11-14 |
| 20953. | Kat (rnkea28) | 66.23 | 98% | 2018-03-11 |
| 20954. | Eicy Mores (moreseicy18) | 66.23 | 90% | 2014-09-20 |
| 20955. | Caxix (caxix) | 66.22 | 97% | 2022-07-19 |
| 20956. | Julia (348753021) | 66.22 | 96% | 2017-06-16 |
| 20957. | (hellonerx) | 66.22 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 20958. | (loveclassic) | 66.22 | — | 2009-11-14 |
| 20959. | Nemanja (myownmaster) | 66.21 | 90% | 2016-07-09 |
| 20960. | a (abox) | 66.21 | 97% | 2022-09-18 |
| 20961. | Preston (pdets) | 66.21 | 98% | 2011-06-14 |
| 20962. | Hisham (drhisham80) | 66.21 | 96% | 2016-05-04 |
| 20963. | (nightraven_7) | 66.20 | 98% | 2023-07-12 |
| 20964. | (brandontvan) | 66.20 | 97% | 2022-07-01 |
| 20965. | VenkatNaryan (venkatttwenty) | 66.20 | 93% | 2022-11-09 |
| 20966. | saleh (msynk) | 66.20 | 95% | 2015-10-13 |
| 20967. | ClassicJoe980 (classicjoe980) | 66.20 | 95.8% | 2023-09-02 |
| 20968. | Dan (typefffast) | 66.20 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
| 20969. | (tofelohi) | 66.20 | 96% | 2021-01-08 |
| 20970. | (markstone_141) | 66.20 | 96.7% | 2021-02-20 |
| 20971. | Christopher (christopher) | 66.20 | — | 2008-08-29 |
| 20972. | Davis (davis3298) | 66.19 | 94% | 2012-08-19 |
| 20973. | Derto12 (derto12) | 66.19 | 97% | 2022-05-25 |
| 20974. | Kapal Tua :v (cream777) | 66.19 | 96.1% | 2023-10-26 |
| 20975. | Cal (callumdavidscott) | 66.19 | 96% | 2021-02-13 |
| 20976. | Werner (wernerstucky) | 66.19 | 94% | 2015-05-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |