And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28753. | Shiro (shiroshi) | 64.88 | 94% | 2013-12-13 |
| 28754. | Tommy (artandtechnics) | 64.88 | 97% | 2019-01-21 |
| 28755. | Nicomo (notheriner) | 64.87 | 95% | 2023-01-07 |
| 28756. | Not a 'Baby Killer' (cuitcu... | 64.87 | 97% | 2023-01-26 |
| 28757. | lev (zoevespa) | 64.87 | 97% | 2018-09-14 |
| 28758. | fanatic (rijulbidhan) | 64.87 | 95% | 2021-02-17 |
| 28759. | Josh (mystreet5000) | 64.87 | 90% | 2014-10-25 |
| 28760. | race assistant (cripple) | 64.87 | 96% | 2011-07-06 |
| 28761. | Araite (araite) | 64.87 | 94% | 2015-11-23 |
| 28762. | Michael (redskyghost) | 64.86 | 98% | 2022-02-11 |
| 28763. | Dillan (dactaxx) | 64.86 | 93% | 2016-11-11 |
| 28764. | Ivan (ibanisanog) | 64.86 | 93% | 2021-10-20 |
| 28765. | inji (injikuttan) | 64.86 | 96% | 2021-04-07 |
| 28766. | Usman (usmanniazi) | 64.86 | 97% | 2023-06-20 |
| 28767. | Thomas (th100) | 64.86 | 95% | 2017-08-24 |
| 28768. | Dennis (hexident) | 64.86 | 92% | 2012-11-07 |
| 28769. | Lam (lamlamchen) | 64.85 | 94% | 2016-08-02 |
| 28770. | Doodle (doodleswagz) | 64.85 | 94% | 2022-11-19 |
| 28771. | sean (no1syb0y) | 64.85 | 94% | 2021-01-13 |
| 28772. | Tomás (tomc1303) | 64.85 | 97.6% | 2021-02-02 |
| 28773. | Edwin (musicbender) | 64.85 | 95% | 2016-04-12 |
| 28774. | Artin (artin_phares) | 64.85 | 98% | 2011-09-23 |
| 28775. | ᗜ (stenick) | 64.85 | 93% | 2018-05-25 |
| 28776. | Murat (muratozkan) | 64.85 | — | 2011-02-06 |
| 28777. | Christopher (christopher) | 64.85 | — | 2008-08-24 |
| 28778. | mushenkov (caedes203) | 64.84 | 94% | 2022-03-09 |
| 28779. | Mike Kevin (mkcastro24) | 64.84 | 97% | 2020-01-08 |
| 28780. | tstats[prankkidsnovice905] ... | 64.84 | 97% | 2023-02-08 |
| 28781. | Draecal (draecal) | 64.84 | 96% | 2023-09-18 |
| 28782. | Addie (addieinwonderland) | 64.84 | 96% | 2015-04-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |