As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8678. | end (yungswag) | 86.76 | 98% | 2024-06-28 |
| 8679. | Paul (yyube) | 86.76 | 96% | 2021-06-27 |
| 8680. | Daehan (vitamaxdh) | 86.75 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
| 8681. | Lucas (lucce34) | 86.75 | 98% | 2023-02-24 |
| 8682. | vetle (vetlebg) | 86.75 | 100% | 2021-12-09 |
| 8683. | Alex (airstreamdriver) | 86.75 | 98% | 2015-04-30 |
| 8684. | zop (kozarrat) | 86.75 | 94% | 2015-07-05 |
| 8685. | Auful (auful) | 86.74 | 98% | 2024-04-05 |
| 8686. | Hannah (arya_1) | 86.74 | 99% | 2021-01-11 |
| 8687. | Live (ugatyper) | 86.74 | 96% | 2015-09-30 |
| 8688. | Tyler (tjang) | 86.74 | 96% | 2019-05-11 |
| 8689. | I'm (ten10) | 86.74 | 95% | 2015-07-29 |
| 8690. | johnfred (cevhyruz) | 86.73 | 99% | 2023-03-09 |
| 8691. | kripp (hotdoghunter) | 86.73 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 8692. | Nath (thisisntnath) | 86.73 | 95% | 2020-12-02 |
| 8693. | Daniel (reflexus) | 86.73 | 97% | 2018-10-15 |
| 8694. | Twissu (twissu699) | 86.72 | 96% | 2025-01-28 |
| 8695. | damloojy (damloojy) | 86.72 | 97% | 2020-06-03 |
| 8696. | Eliud (inggoodface) | 86.72 | 87% | 2015-06-28 |
| 8697. | mike1808 (mike1808) | 86.72 | 92% | 2016-08-05 |
| 8698. | cmath (chrismath) | 86.72 | 98% | 2021-05-29 |
| 8699. | Dimitris (generaldido) | 86.72 | 98% | 2016-03-17 |
| 8700. | Edward (kailhreds) | 86.72 | 98% | 2021-08-22 |
| 8701. | aaaaa;-; (idkwhyyyy) | 86.71 | 99% | 2022-09-20 |
| 8702. | Bbarry (g3xz0r) | 86.71 | 94% | 2016-05-06 |
| 8703. | Ibrahim (ibrahimtyper) | 86.71 | 97% | 2019-08-27 |
| 8704. | Stefanos (weedleneedle) | 86.70 | 98% | 2020-02-13 |
| 8705. | Matthew (wormshurm) | 86.69 | 97.6% | 2024-07-09 |
| 8706. | dab (itsdab) | 86.69 | 97% | 2020-04-06 |
| 8707. | Julian (cracking_fingers) | 86.69 | 97% | 2024-07-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |