Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29336. | ಠ_ಠ (1phoenix1) | 54.17 | 93% | 2013-06-08 |
| 29337. | robin (robin1919) | 54.17 | 95% | 2021-04-14 |
| 29338. | Sraboni (speedo_91) | 54.17 | 98% | 2017-11-21 |
| 29339. | Judah (galford165) | 54.17 | 99% | 2020-06-04 |
| 29340. | brbrb (brbrb) | 54.16 | 98% | 2019-08-29 |
| 29341. | William (fiendchain) | 54.16 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 29342. | Syed Baqir (syedbaqirulhusn... | 54.16 | 91% | 2013-09-04 |
| 29343. | matthew (matthewmc1) | 54.16 | 96% | 2018-10-12 |
| 29344. | Thunder (thunder2910) | 54.16 | 95% | 2021-10-02 |
| 29345. | Maze (mustela) | 54.16 | 93% | 2019-03-29 |
| 29346. | Catalin (theasterix00) | 54.16 | 95% | 2014-07-21 |
| 29347. | sohaib (sohaibracer) | 54.16 | 97% | 2022-08-30 |
| 29348. | RYU (ryuf) | 54.15 | — | 2010-12-21 |
| 29349. | Imran (improvemyskills) | 54.15 | — | 2010-12-07 |
| 29350. | Kimberly Aster (kimberlyaster) | 54.15 | — | 2009-06-20 |
| 29351. | Josh (piggygaming1004) | 54.15 | 96% | 2021-09-26 |
| 29352. | Rual (rual09) | 54.14 | 93% | 2014-12-27 |
| 29353. | Eduardo (eddy117) | 54.14 | 90% | 2015-08-20 |
| 29354. | Chris (chriskaae) | 54.14 | 95% | 2018-11-30 |
| 29355. | VLEIRS (vleirs) | 54.14 | 93% | 2021-03-11 |
| 29356. | James (handinpain) | 54.14 | 97% | 2013-01-10 |
| 29357. | kenyer (k3nyir) | 54.14 | 97.3% | 2023-06-23 |
| 29358. | Jhari (hyunjintinapay) | 54.14 | 94% | 2022-02-07 |
| 29359. | Gabe (gabrielfg5) | 54.14 | 98% | 2022-07-20 |
| 29360. | Ben (ironlack) | 54.13 | 94% | 2014-08-06 |
| 29361. | Joner (zuzuondatbeat) | 54.13 | 94% | 2021-10-19 |
| 29362. | Ismail Hossain (rasel148027) | 54.13 | 97% | 2020-06-12 |
| 29363. | Rose (roseeden) | 54.13 | 94.6% | 2021-02-24 |
| 29364. | Thiago (tpaulino) | 54.13 | 94% | 2022-07-12 |
| 29365. | Cristian (myusercb) | 54.13 | 96% | 2022-10-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |