Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2624. | alex (pmills8) | 80.34 | 98% | 2020-09-09 |
| 2625. | LLY (louispy) | 80.33 | 98% | 2019-09-18 |
| 2626. | William (freewille) | 80.32 | 96% | 2018-08-09 |
| 2627. | peytonimo (typeracer003) | 80.32 | 95% | 2020-02-11 |
| 2628. | Joo (jooooooo) | 80.32 | 95% | 2019-04-07 |
| 2629. | Soireh (soireh16) | 80.32 | 96% | 2018-08-08 |
| 2630. | Quibz (white_fire) | 80.31 | 97% | 2018-01-12 |
| 2631. | Harvest (gearsoftheapparatus) | 80.31 | 96% | 2018-12-06 |
| 2632. | Franchesca (franchesca03617) | 80.30 | 97% | 2020-10-10 |
| 2633. | lonald (lonald) | 80.30 | 98% | 2018-02-06 |
| 2634. | Kawaguchi (h7karu) | 80.29 | 97% | 2018-05-01 |
| 2635. | fongof (fongof) | 80.29 | 96% | 2019-11-04 |
| 2636. | Mitchell (jon159357) | 80.28 | 97% | 2017-06-30 |
| 2637. | Hossein (hossein_nas) | 80.28 | 97% | 2020-08-03 |
| 2638. | Bon (buttlicker420) | 80.26 | 96% | 2018-09-01 |
| 2639. | Buiman001 (buiman001) | 80.26 | 97% | 2018-09-24 |
| 2640. | chris (chrishuang) | 80.24 | 96% | 2020-11-27 |
| 2641. | Bryan (ogbbae) | 80.24 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
| 2642. | Leong (iamahleong) | 80.23 | 96% | 2019-12-29 |
| 2643. | tstats[pianisthassan] (pian... | 80.21 | 97% | 2017-11-22 |
| 2644. | Kenn (kenn_double_n) | 80.20 | 96% | 2020-09-22 |
| 2645. | Jen (jenferp) | 80.19 | 96% | 2019-12-07 |
| 2646. | Nathan (wheyprotein1) | 80.18 | 96% | 2018-12-26 |
| 2647. | khanh (lenguyenkhanh) | 80.18 | 99% | 2020-06-15 |
| 2648. | Joel (joel6677) | 80.17 | 97% | 2020-07-25 |
| 2649. | Tim (tjson) | 80.15 | 97% | 2018-08-17 |
| 2650. | ki (kiiiiiiiiii) | 80.15 | 98% | 2020-10-12 |
| 2651. | cwfitzgerald (cwfitzgerald) | 80.14 | 97% | 2020-09-21 |
| 2652. | Orgalorrrrg (orgalorg) | 80.12 | 99% | 2018-09-26 |
| 2653. | Alec (abahrami) | 80.12 | 98% | 2017-09-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |