Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1095. | jar jar binks (jrong97) | 93.06 | 96% | 2018-01-20 |
| 1096. | bolu (noskills_) | 93.06 | 98% | 2020-01-15 |
| 1097. | jeff (typecringe) | 93.04 | 97% | 2019-03-07 |
| 1098. | Rodrigo (alang217) | 93.01 | 98% | 2017-12-13 |
| 1099. | Anthony (mike916) | 93.01 | 98% | 2017-08-30 |
| 1100. | Salem (dargana) | 93.01 | 98% | 2019-03-28 |
| 1101. | Reebane (reebane) | 93.00 | 99% | 2019-02-01 |
| 1102. | Joel (joel6677) | 92.99 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 1103. | Zach (11037) | 92.95 | 98% | 2019-12-28 |
| 1104. | vignesh (clas1ck) | 92.92 | 97% | 2018-10-29 |
| 1105. | moneycyrus (moneycyrus) | 92.92 | 95% | 2019-04-17 |
| 1106. | dalineth (dalineth) | 92.89 | 97% | 2019-03-18 |
| 1107. | Ramzan Mubarak 2025 (imtiaz... | 92.86 | 98% | 2019-11-20 |
| 1108. | 德古斯 (papaco) | 92.86 | 96% | 2018-03-20 |
| 1109. | 1step (narcindin) | 92.86 | 98% | 2018-10-29 |
| 1110. | Appropriate (d0wny) | 92.84 | 96% | 2018-07-03 |
| 1111. | chuckey (chuckey) | 92.79 | 97% | 2019-11-16 |
| 1112. | Cythrix (boment) | 92.79 | 95% | 2021-08-08 |
| 1113. | Noah (noahlee) | 92.79 | 98% | 2017-12-06 |
| 1114. | Christian (chrischaostf2) | 92.79 | 97% | 2019-04-24 |
| 1115. | Mark (mariktypes) | 92.78 | 98% | 2020-01-08 |
| 1116. | Kevin (kevinhunter) | 92.75 | 96% | 2018-08-25 |
| 1117. | Alex (alexstrang25) | 92.73 | 98% | 2019-09-13 |
| 1118. | Steve (xstas) | 92.69 | 98% | 2019-04-04 |
| 1119. | Harsh (mamant) | 92.67 | 98% | 2019-12-09 |
| 1120. | Dr. J (greendevil32) | 92.65 | 97% | 2018-04-13 |
| 1121. | Russ (rtyui9) | 92.62 | 97% | 2019-04-20 |
| 1122. | Matthew (autonous) | 92.62 | 95% | 2019-03-08 |
| 1123. | Sian Caleb (promechanics) | 92.59 | 98% | 2018-04-16 |
| 1124. | Iftekhar (iftekhar2495) | 92.58 | 99% | 2018-10-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |