The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13279. | roshan (bhattaroshan) | 82.96 | 99% | 2020-11-07 |
| 13280. | Miguel (miguelbbeats) | 82.96 | 97% | 2023-09-01 |
| 13281. | TetraVoltX (wing_x) | 82.96 | 97.7% | 2023-10-11 |
| 13282. | Blane (bparker) | 82.96 | 93% | 2013-02-22 |
| 13283. | Swiftfyre (msbukkuri) | 82.96 | 96% | 2020-04-07 |
| 13284. | Kale (kaletypes2) | 82.96 | 98% | 2016-01-06 |
| 13285. | Eric (ooka) | 82.96 | 97% | 2013-11-15 |
| 13286. | Jesu (desekraetorr) | 82.96 | — | 2010-12-23 |
| 13287. | Bake (avacato) | 82.95 | 95% | 2021-01-11 |
| 13288. | Raymond (lemong) | 82.95 | 97% | 2017-06-28 |
| 13289. | Dvorak (kkqu) | 82.95 | 97% | 2022-07-31 |
| 13290. | ジョン (johnr_) | 82.95 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| 13291. | Colten (appathajuggalo) | 82.95 | 94% | 2012-03-19 |
| 13292. | Sean (sebby_man) | 82.94 | 95% | 2013-05-16 |
| 13293. | Abu (kabu22) | 82.94 | 96% | 2022-06-09 |
| 13294. | Fang (fang1216) | 82.94 | 98% | 2017-08-02 |
| 13295. | Sam (flamincactus) | 82.93 | 98% | 2020-03-23 |
| 13296. | Marcus (mojojoe) | 82.93 | 97% | 2020-01-19 |
| 13297. | Chris (chrisb_33) | 82.93 | 94% | 2013-12-09 |
| 13298. | Luis (malinhin) | 82.93 | 94% | 2011-11-08 |
| 13299. | Quibz (white_fire) | 82.93 | 97% | 2017-12-12 |
| 13300. | Esad (brentiani) | 82.93 | 94% | 2015-12-22 |
| 13301. | Veduv (jigachad) | 82.92 | 96% | 2022-11-22 |
| 13302. | Jack (vexxor) | 82.92 | 96% | 2023-09-18 |
| 13303. | Tsar (tsarvalkyr) | 82.92 | 96% | 2018-10-16 |
| 13304. | marker (voltmeter) | 82.91 | 97% | 2018-02-19 |
| 13305. | Andreas (losmy) | 82.91 | 94% | 2014-05-23 |
| 13306. | Brian (jyjieng11) | 82.91 | 96% | 2020-07-27 |
| 13307. | Will (bouncy) | 82.91 | 95% | 2016-08-07 |
| 13308. | marmonjen (pawnracer) | 82.91 | 98% | 2016-06-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |