And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 36741. | kalyoncu (kalyoncu7) | 49.03 | — | 2010-02-23 |
| 36742. | pinkirose (pinkirose) | 49.03 | — | 2010-09-02 |
| 36743. | Peter (petebeats) | 49.02 | 96% | 2016-07-12 |
| 36744. | Poop (yoongn6707) | 49.02 | 97% | 2020-11-24 |
| 36745. | nibin (nibin52) | 49.02 | 94% | 2016-06-05 |
| 36746. | Cake (im_cake) | 49.01 | 95% | 2023-05-19 |
| 36747. | Axe22 (axe2) | 49.01 | 96% | 2020-01-23 |
| 36748. | shreyas (blackbirdx) | 49.01 | 94% | 2021-05-25 |
| 36749. | Reign (magnathor07) | 49.01 | 91% | 2015-11-27 |
| 36750. | chok (rmuti56) | 49.01 | 91% | 2017-06-02 |
| 36751. | Dhany (valdan) | 49.01 | — | 2011-04-30 |
| 36752. | hao (aezro87) | 49.01 | — | 2010-01-01 |
| 36753. | Mawdaw (mawdaw) | 49.00 | 95% | 2023-08-20 |
| 36754. | Misfit (misfitbeats) | 48.99 | 95% | 2022-12-21 |
| 36755. | ta (takeoh) | 48.99 | 95% | 2022-03-27 |
| 36756. | Happy (happysuki) | 48.99 | 95% | 2021-02-07 |
| 36757. | David (crispy_asians) | 48.98 | 89% | 2015-03-20 |
| 36758. | Miaozi (lilmiao) | 48.98 | 95% | 2013-08-10 |
| 36759. | Chris (chrisandre20) | 48.98 | 96% | 2019-01-01 |
| 36760. | hoang (flp_102) | 48.98 | 91% | 2015-05-28 |
| 36761. | Suriya (suriyakumarboomibalan) | 48.98 | 95% | 2017-07-25 |
| 36762. | sushil (skttzwl) | 48.98 | 93% | 2011-12-09 |
| 36763. | ferrari (dharmkumar) | 48.98 | 93% | 2015-08-05 |
| 36764. | Uttish Narayan (uttishrules) | 48.97 | 94% | 2018-05-21 |
| 36765. | Billy (billyidle) | 48.96 | 89% | 2013-06-04 |
| 36766. | vivek (hodarvivek) | 48.96 | — | 2009-05-06 |
| 36767. | DAJ (daj8112) | 48.95 | 93.9% | 2023-05-21 |
| 36768. | Sayo (rin1120) | 48.95 | 94% | 2016-08-18 |
| 36769. | Faruk (farukshihab) | 48.95 | 98% | 2022-12-30 |
| 36770. | omar (omarkarboul) | 48.95 | 94% | 2021-10-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |