So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7996. | Aaron (thunder550) | 90.39 | 98% | 2022-02-22 |
| 7997. | kosmanaut (kosmanaut) | 90.39 | 98% | 2022-12-24 |
| 7998. | Kizmmit (kizmmit) | 90.39 | — | 2009-02-11 |
| 7999. | vignesh (vickybalaji) | 90.39 | 98% | 2014-09-04 |
| 8000. | รอด้วย (pond79) | 90.39 | 98% | 2016-07-11 |
| 8001. | Ever (everity) | 90.38 | 97% | 2021-12-28 |
| 8002. | Samuel (nurflightnin) | 90.38 | 95% | 2021-06-17 |
| 8003. | Jonah (jonahwho) | 90.38 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
| 8004. | Joseph (prospxt) | 90.37 | 97% | 2023-09-08 |
| 8005. | Prinzyk (prinzyk) | 90.37 | 97% | 2012-10-01 |
| 8006. | Yuri (raptorx233) | 90.37 | — | 2008-09-04 |
| 8007. | linaaaaaa (linavo) | 90.36 | 95% | 2023-05-25 |
| 8008. | Aidan (aidan9500) | 90.36 | 96.5% | 2021-02-17 |
| 8009. | Mercedes (xnoobmaster69x) | 90.36 | 99% | 2019-06-25 |
| 8010. | Matthew (mattyhassett) | 90.36 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| 8011. | error (leonhardeuler) | 90.36 | 91% | 2012-09-14 |
| 8012. | Alexander (floopzxd) | 90.35 | 97% | 2018-08-07 |
| 8013. | Wayne (samehadenough) | 90.35 | 99% | 2023-02-01 |
| 8014. | Dedamn (dedamn) | 90.35 | 99% | 2021-03-17 |
| 8015. | Greg (colemaklearner824) | 90.35 | 98% | 2016-03-09 |
| 8016. | Chris (chris_meng41) | 90.35 | 92% | 2015-04-09 |
| 8017. | 312211 (312211) | 90.34 | 98% | 2017-03-08 |
| 8018. | aaa (jackedgar) | 90.34 | 97% | 2014-12-13 |
| 8019. | StewieGriffin (stewiegriffi... | 90.34 | 96% | 2017-10-23 |
| 8020. | Ron (ronnyron) | 90.34 | 96% | 2015-08-14 |
| 8021. | egnaro (egnaro315) | 90.34 | 99% | 2019-06-22 |
| 8022. | 1v1MeByron (beslol) | 90.33 | 87% | 2016-08-26 |
| 8023. | mtizme (mtizme) | 90.33 | 95% | 2016-04-27 |
| 8024. | Hunter (hunter_da_man11) | 90.32 | 96% | 2022-01-26 |
| 8025. | Ahmad (shumayal) | 90.32 | 98% | 2014-03-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |