Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8464. | Demon Darkin (nxrypex) | 89.19 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 8465. | aorer (aorer) | 89.19 | 98% | 2020-08-13 |
| 8466. | Dusty (d_us_vb) | 89.19 | 98% | 2020-11-30 |
| 8467. | Ralph (rmaalouf) | 89.18 | 95% | 2011-08-12 |
| 8468. | Brent (brentjones333) | 89.18 | 94% | 2015-03-20 |
| 8469. | Wobble (devil23_11) | 89.18 | 97% | 2013-04-02 |
| 8470. | Kari (carrey) | 89.18 | 96% | 2016-09-08 |
| 8471. | Adam (liquidfiend) | 89.18 | 95% | 2015-11-11 |
| 8472. | Joe (jobeanie123) | 89.18 | 87% | 2013-02-04 |
| 8473. | Craig (jitterjuicegaming) | 89.17 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
| 8474. | mkc (colbs) | 89.17 | 99% | 2017-07-07 |
| 8475. | Alec (lcpckp) | 89.17 | 97.9% | 2021-02-10 |
| 8476. | CHINA Nº1 (patato123) | 89.17 | 97% | 2023-03-30 |
| 8477. | Alfred (alfredpennyworth) | 89.17 | 97% | 2021-08-06 |
| 8478. | Aaron (thebakepotato5) | 89.16 | 96% | 2019-12-16 |
| 8479. | Owen (bluffgeek) | 89.16 | 97% | 2023-10-01 |
| 8480. | bananacake (bananacak3) | 89.15 | 98% | 2017-10-31 |
| 8481. | K (karthur) | 89.15 | 93% | 2015-07-29 |
| 8482. | Deathound (deathound) | 89.15 | 98% | 2021-08-17 |
| 8483. | rdrf (rdrf2838) | 89.15 | 99.7% | 2023-06-17 |
| 8484. | Chris (chrinux) | 89.15 | 92% | 2014-03-23 |
| 8485. | Antha (antha) | 89.14 | 95% | 2013-10-26 |
| 8486. | Khoi (khoitran) | 89.14 | 97% | 2020-10-20 |
| 8487. | TheYoungMechanic (theyoungm... | 89.14 | 96% | 2021-04-30 |
| 8488. | Deflay (deflay) | 89.13 | 99% | 2016-09-19 |
| 8489. | Brigita (bribri01) | 89.13 | 98% | 2023-04-10 |
| 8490. | Jimmy (cthuluhoop123) | 89.13 | 96% | 2019-12-09 |
| 8491. | Boris (oipunk77) | 89.12 | — | 2010-02-13 |
| 8492. | Todd (orphinem) | 89.12 | 97% | 2022-09-22 |
| 8493. | raz🐢 (razman) | 89.12 | 91% | 2012-10-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |