Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10119. | Amr (amrhachicho) | 85.58 | 98% | 2018-02-15 |
| 10120. | Kevin (kevindkao) | 85.58 | 96% | 2021-11-26 |
| 10121. | moh (beekalam) | 85.58 | 96% | 2017-01-22 |
| 10122. | jess (jessicaca) | 85.57 | — | 2010-09-26 |
| 10123. | Zorro (swashbuckle) | 85.57 | 97% | 2013-12-16 |
| 10124. | Juno (tempting) | 85.57 | 98% | 2015-08-25 |
| 10125. | Jovany (18jcervantes) | 85.57 | 97% | 2015-12-18 |
| 10126. | beatrace (beatrace21) | 85.57 | 98% | 2023-02-08 |
| 10127. | dB (dbloemendal) | 85.57 | 96% | 2022-12-12 |
| 10128. | ab (abelcruz) | 85.56 | 94% | 2013-10-27 |
| 10129. | pansui (pansui_zeliang) | 85.56 | 97% | 2012-10-04 |
| 10130. | RyChOr (rychor) | 85.56 | 97% | 2011-06-28 |
| 10131. | NOT AN ALT (kenixx) | 85.56 | 82% | 2017-01-11 |
| 10132. | Esme (esmeb56) | 85.56 | 94% | 2014-04-07 |
| 10133. | gost (akasyh) | 85.56 | 97% | 2023-02-28 |
| 10134. | Abby (abbyishuman) | 85.56 | 98% | 2023-01-13 |
| 10135. | Hans (hans007) | 85.55 | 95% | 2015-04-14 |
| 10136. | Minh Hieu (rockerhieu) | 85.55 | — | 2009-02-23 |
| 10137. | 2002hondaaccord (gamingboss... | 85.55 | 96% | 2020-04-14 |
| 10138. | Missy (lovelydy) | 85.55 | 99% | 2021-07-01 |
| 10139. | pol (poooool) | 85.55 | 98% | 2020-05-12 |
| 10140. | Kyle (ikairu) | 85.55 | 98% | 2020-12-19 |
| 10141. | Kevin (chqu7424) | 85.55 | 96.8% | 2021-02-21 |
| 10142. | Oneness (dreamtime) | 85.55 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 10143. | SauceyRed (redangel09) | 85.54 | 97% | 2019-05-13 |
| 10144. | sandy (sandrapanda) | 85.54 | — | 2009-12-20 |
| 10145. | sherimori (sherimori) | 85.54 | 96% | 2019-08-06 |
| 10146. | Balsamic (balsamic) | 85.54 | 96% | 2022-04-12 |
| 10147. | Hadi (alcatroz) | 85.54 | 98% | 2021-09-02 |
| 10148. | Stacey (hakushi) | 85.54 | 91% | 2016-03-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |