I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14495. | Commotion6071 (commotion6071) | 74.96 | 98% | 2024-02-01 |
| 14496. | Connor (yahoofanboy) | 74.96 | 96% | 2025-03-31 |
| 14497. | Jack (phntm5569) | 74.96 | 97% | 2021-02-14 |
| 14498. | KPoke (kpoke) | 74.96 | 98% | 2021-03-19 |
| 14499. | Stephen (swankily) | 74.96 | 95% | 2017-01-21 |
| 14500. | Carl (hjoerleif) | 74.94 | 92% | 2017-05-09 |
| 14501. | Asad (asad_parkar) | 74.93 | 94% | 2022-09-24 |
| 14502. | Colin (colinquistador) | 74.93 | 96% | 2017-03-29 |
| 14503. | myclearswitches (turtletypez) | 74.93 | 98% | 2018-02-25 |
| 14504. | Thomas (thomas70) | 74.93 | 100% | 2019-08-12 |
| 14505. | ninie (takoyujin) | 74.92 | 94% | 2025-09-25 |
| 14506. | Logan (18logsar) | 74.92 | 98% | 2021-11-10 |
| 14507. | Bone (probono) | 74.92 | 97% | 2022-10-01 |
| 14508. | Bing (gamerbilplays) | 74.92 | 97% | 2021-10-07 |
| 14509. | Lasi (lasileuka) | 74.92 | 96% | 2021-09-20 |
| 14510. | a (suk_) | 74.92 | 95% | 2019-04-01 |
| 14511. | Shrub (beachesbecreycrey) | 74.91 | 92% | 2017-02-23 |
| 14512. | Aaron (chowderkid) | 74.91 | 97.2% | 2024-11-08 |
| 14513. | Łukasz (kryza) | 74.90 | 97% | 2022-02-28 |
| 14514. | sharaf (sharaf_makk) | 74.90 | 95% | 2022-03-19 |
| 14515. | Conor (conormac02) | 74.90 | 96% | 2021-06-17 |
| 14516. | OP99 (overpowered99) | 74.89 | 95% | 2017-06-07 |
| 14517. | zz (lexi2_2) | 74.88 | 96% | 2026-03-06 |
| 14518. | Walnut (nxtplyr) | 74.88 | 97% | 2022-11-21 |
| 14519. | electric (tazerling01) | 74.88 | 97% | 2022-05-26 |
| 14520. | mistirri (mistirri) | 74.88 | 98% | 2020-04-23 |
| 14521. | Tanuj (tanuj771) | 74.87 | 96% | 2023-01-10 |
| 14522. | Md Ubaid (mdubaid_ulllah000) | 74.87 | 96% | 2022-02-13 |
| 14523. | Time-Saving Techy (keyyong) | 74.87 | 96% | 2018-01-20 |
| 14524. | Mishal (myk96) | 74.86 | 99% | 2023-07-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |