I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6781. | Clayborn (clayborn) | 98.83 | 98% | 2022-12-15 |
| 6782. | Iamsparta (void_snowy) | 98.83 | 97.8% | 2025-01-07 |
| 6783. | Mary (teachman) | 98.83 | 97% | 2018-05-14 |
| 6784. | Nicholas (railwayperson_) | 98.82 | 99% | 2025-02-18 |
| 6785. | Jade (thedevjade) | 98.82 | 98% | 2023-09-24 |
| 6786. | Alexander G (wh_at) | 98.82 | 97% | 2023-12-21 |
| 6787. | Vakeels (skylake) | 98.82 | 99% | 2017-08-28 |
| 6788. | Siddharth (siddharthkurnal) | 98.82 | 97.7% | 2023-09-10 |
| 6789. | grixern (grixern) | 98.81 | 97.7% | 2023-12-01 |
| 6790. | John (basicallypure) | 98.81 | 98% | 2022-02-23 |
| 6791. | Matthew (mattheww7) | 98.81 | 92% | 2017-03-29 |
| 6792. | Veteran1728 (frenzy1728) | 98.80 | 98% | 2021-10-14 |
| 6793. | (costcofaide) | 98.80 | 99% | 2023-02-12 |
| 6794. | (zeoxsys) | 98.79 | 98% | 2020-04-12 |
| 6795. | Ben (bmaxfield) | 98.79 | 99% | 2021-07-09 |
| 6796. | Dan (radio_falcon) | 98.79 | 98% | 2020-08-25 |
| 6797. | Chirag (chirag_2580) | 98.78 | 97.8% | 2025-03-23 |
| 6798. | ChosilogRTX (chosilogrtx) | 98.78 | 96% | 2022-01-14 |
| 6799. | Matrix (matri) | 98.78 | 98% | 2020-08-05 |
| 6800. | Chan (pizzx) | 98.76 | 98% | 2025-03-27 |
| 6801. | ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ ... | 98.76 | 100% | 2023-10-16 |
| 6802. | Ken (karutoka) | 98.76 | 96% | 2018-05-07 |
| 6803. | Brigita (bribri01) | 98.76 | 99% | 2023-05-25 |
| 6804. | (spudvorak) | 98.75 | 99.4% | 2021-02-16 |
| 6805. | ACC [99 - 100] (dinoh_sandys) | 98.75 | 98% | 2021-11-16 |
| 6806. | Sulaiman (ohshuman) | 98.74 | 96% | 2024-12-18 |
| 6807. | Dhendhron (emmanouilpitaridis) | 98.74 | 99% | 2024-05-16 |
| 6808. | crap racer (stevesu) | 98.73 | 98% | 2019-04-22 |
| 6809. | Etoragon (etoragon) | 98.73 | 97.2% | 2024-01-06 |
| 6810. | Melvyn (melv012) | 98.73 | 98% | 2021-08-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |