Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2683. | Ernie (ej_lightning) | 73.77 | 98% | 2019-10-21 |
| 2684. | Connor (yowassuphomies) | 73.76 | 94% | 2020-04-29 |
| 2685. | kubbe (kubbe194) | 73.76 | 96% | 2020-09-28 |
| 2686. | Mrinal (_tt_) | 73.74 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 2687. | Ivan (roboterlein) | 73.72 | 96% | 2017-09-16 |
| 2688. | Eddy (alr3adytaken) | 73.72 | 96% | 2018-11-28 |
| 2689. | Rishi (rishi_id) | 73.72 | 97% | 2017-12-07 |
| 2690. | Ibrahim (ibrahimt13) | 73.71 | 98% | 2017-11-24 |
| 2691. | Lactophenol Cotton Boy (tpy... | 73.70 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
| 2692. | Marc (marco_bitz) | 73.70 | 96% | 2020-02-22 |
| 2693. | MtDewaholic (mtdewaholic) | 73.69 | 97% | 2019-04-07 |
| 2694. | Mason (hyojin2k) | 73.69 | 96% | 2019-04-27 |
| 2695. | Zachary (zackfromstatefarm) | 73.68 | 97% | 2019-02-15 |
| 2696. | sw0rd (sw0rd) | 73.68 | 96% | 2020-11-05 |
| 2697. | Viet (vietbui99) | 73.65 | 96% | 2018-08-10 |
| 2698. | Zia Ziang (leongziaziang) | 73.65 | 95% | 2018-11-20 |
| 2699. | Hong Jun (hongjun99) | 73.64 | 95% | 2018-08-28 |
| 2700. | Tien (tienf4m) | 73.64 | 97% | 2018-03-16 |
| 2701. | Hyeonjun (hyedks) | 73.64 | 96% | 2017-12-28 |
| 2702. | aoxiang (cuiaoxiang) | 73.64 | 98% | 2019-11-09 |
| 2703. | Ethan (chorb) | 73.64 | 98% | 2018-03-07 |
| 2704. | Suicyclone (suicyclone) | 73.61 | 96% | 2019-07-30 |
| 2705. | Kevin (kevkev28) | 73.61 | 94% | 2019-07-16 |
| 2706. | Ezra (account_name) | 73.60 | 98% | 2020-10-24 |
| 2707. | Lars (lblackfyre) | 73.60 | 96% | 2018-05-17 |
| 2708. | Marcin (marzelin) | 73.60 | 98% | 2018-12-28 |
| 2709. | Dum (getintherobotshinji) | 73.60 | 96% | 2019-02-28 |
| 2710. | Madison (wickedrouge) | 73.59 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
| 2711. | Chris (wsicks) | 73.57 | 96% | 2018-11-16 |
| 2712. | tommy (tommyfall) | 73.56 | 97% | 2020-11-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |