Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2900. | James (vvjames) | 77.60 | 97% | 2017-11-17 |
| 2901. | Ella (amhaissup) | 77.59 | 97% | 2020-03-23 |
| 2902. | rushil (rushil17chawla) | 77.58 | 98% | 2019-11-25 |
| 2903. | Jotaro (udetha) | 77.56 | 97% | 2020-06-01 |
| 2904. | Hugh (huuugh18) | 77.55 | 96% | 2017-07-17 |
| 2905. | Afy (adinis2000) | 77.54 | 97% | 2020-11-05 |
| 2906. | BesserAls (brothize) | 77.54 | 96% | 2017-12-12 |
| 2907. | tenzin (hopeful_engineer) | 77.49 | 96% | 2019-08-19 |
| 2908. | BEing VinCI (ppubalo) | 77.49 | 98% | 2017-08-08 |
| 2909. | Brian (ace213) | 77.48 | 98% | 2017-07-31 |
| 2910. | HotTubStream (hottubstream) | 77.46 | 97% | 2019-11-27 |
| 2911. | svs (svs_manee) | 77.45 | 96% | 2018-03-14 |
| 2912. | Chris (chrisyeungg) | 77.41 | 96% | 2018-02-09 |
| 2913. | Apaul_2 (apaul_2) | 77.40 | 95% | 2018-09-27 |
| 2914. | Kurt (kurthu) | 77.39 | 97% | 2017-10-21 |
| 2915. | Silingas (trustys) | 77.38 | 99% | 2019-05-26 |
| 2916. | J0kerJ4y (j0kerj4y) | 77.37 | 98% | 2019-09-29 |
| 2917. | Ethan (chorb) | 77.37 | 98% | 2018-03-14 |
| 2918. | Trae (traeb1999) | 77.36 | 97% | 2020-07-14 |
| 2919. | Jonathan (justkanji) | 77.35 | 97% | 2017-07-03 |
| 2920. | Paul (flippers8) | 77.35 | 97% | 2020-06-11 |
| 2921. | machinegungeek (machinegung... | 77.35 | 97% | 2019-04-08 |
| 2922. | Carson (cbragg923) | 77.34 | 97% | 2018-04-23 |
| 2923. | Ashley (evilashley) | 77.34 | 98% | 2018-09-07 |
| 2924. | Ray (mray) | 77.29 | 96% | 2018-12-18 |
| 2925. | hugo (nineballs) | 77.29 | 96% | 2020-08-15 |
| 2926. | Caleb (pingsei) | 77.29 | 97% | 2018-12-18 |
| 2927. | Qwerty (qwerty80801) | 77.29 | 98% | 2019-03-02 |
| 2928. | Kresuu (kresursk) | 77.28 | 95% | 2019-01-27 |
| 2929. | Capy (capyasaurus) | 77.25 | 96% | 2020-11-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |