The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17041. | Akzhol (leito1) | 78.89 | 95% | 2016-03-01 |
| 17042. | twitch.tv/trafficxxx (aly199) | 78.89 | 96% | 2015-03-21 |
| 17043. | TNT (tnt7) | 78.88 | 96% | 2025-03-17 |
| 17044. | Loc (paultoan123) | 78.88 | 95.9% | 2025-04-25 |
| 17045. | tyokoo (tyokooo) | 78.88 | 96% | 2024-07-09 |
| 17046. | sy (shrek_wife) | 78.88 | 97.4% | 2024-07-29 |
| 17047. | asdf (sickcreator7737) | 78.88 | 98% | 2025-07-07 |
| 17048. | Joe (sssss660) | 78.88 | 89% | 2015-12-20 |
| 17049. | Snuzz (snuzzen) | 78.88 | 96% | 2013-09-20 |
| 17050. | chrll (sleepyschedhule) | 78.87 | 96% | 2024-07-31 |
| 17051. | Errol (sir_errol) | 78.87 | 97% | 2020-05-28 |
| 17052. | Vincent (afkalltim) | 78.87 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
| 17053. | Merplol101 (lxem3rp) | 78.87 | 97% | 2022-01-04 |
| 17054. | John (robopixels) | 78.87 | 96% | 2018-05-11 |
| 17055. | Dyl (dylll) | 78.87 | 96% | 2011-06-15 |
| 17056. | DiLiP (chiyya) | 78.87 | 91% | 2013-09-04 |
| 17057. | baiboris (baiboris) | 78.86 | 95.1% | 2023-11-28 |
| 17058. | Arthur (arturo123ar) | 78.86 | 95.5% | 2024-04-04 |
| 17059. | speeddemon (speeddemon9000) | 78.86 | 96% | 2024-11-17 |
| 17060. | Sridhar347 (sri347_krish) | 78.86 | 90% | 2012-05-15 |
| 17061. | Velgus (velgus) | 78.86 | 99% | 2012-07-09 |
| 17062. | Lyric (lyric39) | 78.86 | 98% | 2020-12-07 |
| 17063. | Jacob (chopmo) | 78.86 | 96% | 2013-04-12 |
| 17064. | Yan (jan4o_2) | 78.85 | 98% | 2025-10-23 |
| 17065. | SrPandaSpy (srpandaspy) | 78.85 | 96% | 2024-07-09 |
| 17066. | Felzii (missartemis_97) | 78.85 | 96.6% | 2024-01-20 |
| 17067. | Shawn (anotheronebitesthedust) | 78.85 | 97% | 2020-12-27 |
| 17068. | Dragon (willy2019) | 78.85 | 99% | 2026-03-22 |
| 17069. | Yoshi (relientkuda) | 78.85 | 93% | 2014-12-31 |
| 17070. | Kee (yayeetwastaken2) | 78.84 | 96% | 2022-03-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |