The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10776. | Roy (rwfeng72) | 87.60 | 98% | 2019-05-04 |
| 10777. | twitch.tv/stealthassault7 (... | 87.59 | 95% | 2017-04-20 |
| 10778. | Kristy (opio1499) | 87.59 | — | 2009-07-05 |
| 10779. | Dakareddy (dakareddy) | 87.59 | 94% | 2014-05-17 |
| 10780. | Krisztian (ltplissken) | 87.59 | 98% | 2012-06-14 |
| 10781. | Cara (clmcwilliams) | 87.59 | — | 2009-09-23 |
| 10782. | Colette (cleverusername123) | 87.59 | 95% | 2015-11-09 |
| 10783. | Blaire (blaire) | 87.59 | — | 2008-09-27 |
| 10784. | Jake (jazzyandsaxy) | 87.58 | 97% | 2023-04-15 |
| 10785. | Nein (imperg) | 87.58 | 97.7% | 2023-10-12 |
| 10786. | skyeblu7 (skyeblu7) | 87.58 | 97% | 2021-02-25 |
| 10787. | Vince (novaveteran) | 87.58 | 99% | 2012-10-01 |
| 10788. | Gwendolyn (gwendolyndolyn) | 87.58 | — | 2009-10-06 |
| 10789. | Ali (alialialiali) | 87.58 | 92% | 2015-09-18 |
| 10790. | vilapet (vilapet) | 87.57 | 99% | 2022-11-11 |
| 10791. | Dennis (wrennegade) | 87.57 | 94% | 2016-03-21 |
| 10792. | bondservant (arenza) | 87.56 | 98% | 2020-07-17 |
| 10793. | Jacob (chopmo) | 87.56 | 100% | 2012-09-28 |
| 10794. | Folke (folkewill) | 87.56 | — | 2008-08-25 |
| 10795. | Accuracy99 (copmysteez) | 87.56 | — | 2011-03-06 |
| 10796. | Abby (abbykiehlbauch) | 87.55 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 10797. | Jason (jasongog) | 87.55 | 98% | 2021-12-26 |
| 10798. | Jesse (fictionalfridge) | 87.55 | 91% | 2015-11-12 |
| 10799. | Jason (astyrrian17) | 87.55 | 95% | 2014-04-11 |
| 10800. | Aridia (aridia) | 87.54 | 93% | 2013-08-14 |
| 10801. | dotdotdot (atuladhar1) | 87.54 | 97.5% | 2023-08-03 |
| 10802. | Mad (georgadawg) | 87.54 | 95% | 2011-05-12 |
| 10803. | Oscar (hellway) | 87.54 | — | 2008-11-05 |
| 10804. | Tom (decoherence) | 87.54 | 95% | 2015-02-27 |
| 10805. | Mario (siftage) | 87.53 | 96% | 2023-07-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |