As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22560. | Shahzod (shakhzod1777) | 55.32 | 96% | 2019-06-04 |
| 22561. | FreePalestine (haji_wiki) | 55.31 | 96% | 2025-08-27 |
| 22562. | Gu (gurus848) | 55.31 | 91% | 2016-12-31 |
| 22563. | Bhavya (bhavya_k) | 55.31 | 96% | 2023-07-30 |
| 22564. | jai (predator726) | 55.31 | 95% | 2022-11-23 |
| 22565. | antonio (notnotignorant) | 55.30 | 95% | 2019-07-21 |
| 22566. | Nini (notthedestroyer) | 55.30 | 95% | 2022-01-14 |
| 22567. | VM (vmyts) | 55.30 | 96% | 2020-03-03 |
| 22568. | cristian (urano) | 55.30 | 95% | 2022-07-26 |
| 22569. | Lucas (lucaz_) | 55.30 | 95% | 2020-04-17 |
| 22570. | Kshitij (hailex) | 55.29 | 96% | 2022-04-13 |
| 22571. | Max (banjopickingman) | 55.29 | 95% | 2019-03-13 |
| 22572. | Reza (rezabidar) | 55.29 | 93% | 2015-10-03 |
| 22573. | Pratik (cpxpratik) | 55.29 | 98% | 2016-05-14 |
| 22574. | Zakir (zakitwelvee) | 55.28 | 94% | 2021-04-01 |
| 22575. | Hurryharry (hurryharry) | 55.28 | 96% | 2017-07-24 |
| 22576. | Arun (pyinjector) | 55.27 | 96% | 2021-12-10 |
| 22577. | Arno (choicesdefineus) | 55.27 | 98% | 2018-06-26 |
| 22578. | dio (what_is_pain) | 55.27 | 96% | 2018-12-18 |
| 22579. | Bahaa (bahaa55) | 55.26 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 22580. | Jan (jmm_1) | 55.26 | 98.2% | 2021-01-28 |
| 22581. | Dan (dtiv19) | 55.26 | 91% | 2019-02-04 |
| 22582. | Koala267 (koala267) | 55.25 | 98% | 2023-09-13 |
| 22583. | pak_gaza_bro (azibgondal) | 55.25 | 96% | 2023-09-07 |
| 22584. | Aiden (2021ajs) | 55.25 | 95% | 2019-10-03 |
| 22585. | Anlun (anlun) | 55.25 | 94% | 2021-03-05 |
| 22586. | lost (cloudtraveling) | 55.25 | 96% | 2016-11-12 |
| 22587. | Jian (jianchoe) | 55.24 | 95% | 2018-01-11 |
| 22588. | Yenrnar (ernarb) | 55.23 | 96% | 2022-07-15 |
| 22589. | The real eddie (realeddie) | 55.23 | 95% | 2019-04-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |