And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22253. | Pieter (umbravanlocks) | 75.42 | 99% | 2022-12-25 |
| 22254. | Sigurdur (siggi84) | 75.42 | 98% | 2014-08-17 |
| 22255. | Elton (eltonferraz) | 75.42 | 94% | 2016-02-08 |
| 22256. | Jed (jedmedina) | 75.41 | 96% | 2021-06-29 |
| 22257. | ElProfesor (invictuspqr) | 75.41 | 95% | 2021-05-29 |
| 22258. | ping ✿ (pingamaqui) | 75.41 | 97% | 2015-03-19 |
| 22259. | Stacie (demonvampire) | 75.40 | — | 2010-10-28 |
| 22260. | tiam (cyroqt) | 75.40 | 92% | 2015-03-14 |
| 22261. | beesly (pamelahalpert) | 75.40 | 96% | 2019-06-04 |
| 22262. | shrek (shrek) | 75.40 | — | 2008-12-26 |
| 22263. | Pathikrit (casus) | 75.39 | 98.5% | 2023-10-11 |
| 22264. | Niraj (nirajr4) | 75.39 | 99% | 2023-04-30 |
| 22265. | Md. Ashraful (imdashraful17) | 75.39 | 97% | 2022-09-15 |
| 22266. | Ensar (ensar) | 75.39 | 99% | 2016-09-13 |
| 22267. | longi (alongens) | 75.39 | 98% | 2020-11-02 |
| 22268. | Kevin (sundermount) | 75.39 | 97% | 2019-11-08 |
| 22269. | Suhan (suhan_pradhan) | 75.38 | 97% | 2022-09-11 |
| 22270. | Skyguy (limpoch) | 75.38 | 100% | 2022-04-06 |
| 22271. | wikid (wikidbtw) | 75.38 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 22272. | iamsuperior (iaminferior) | 75.38 | 96% | 2018-10-26 |
| 22273. | A (ayyjay) | 75.38 | 97% | 2019-02-13 |
| 22274. | Nathan (solidsnakeez) | 75.38 | 98% | 2020-10-14 |
| 22275. | visaruth (chodd) | 75.38 | 95% | 2013-01-25 |
| 22276. | Vadim (najke) | 75.38 | 94% | 2012-12-17 |
| 22277. | Ellis (babyeatingatheist) | 75.38 | 96% | 2015-10-10 |
| 22278. | Robert (stanford4modesto) | 75.38 | 100% | 2014-01-05 |
| 22279. | Typing God (itypetoofast) | 75.38 | 89% | 2011-10-20 |
| 22280. | Randy (randizzledee) | 75.37 | 96% | 2017-11-01 |
| 22281. | Logan (nittyschmidty) | 75.37 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| 22282. | ashsays (ashsays) | 75.37 | 96% | 2022-11-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |