The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23821. | Liam (peepeesniffer) | 66.20 | 94% | 2021-02-09 |
| 23822. | Jaden (jxden) | 66.20 | 96% | 2021-01-10 |
| 23823. | Zubair (xubrrrrr) | 66.20 | — | 2009-03-26 |
| 23824. | Jayson (shenjuki) | 66.20 | 89% | 2013-04-25 |
| 23825. | montant (montantoine) | 66.19 | — | 2010-02-28 |
| 23826. | Chris (polarvortex) | 66.19 | 92% | 2016-09-12 |
| 23827. | yasir (yasirmz) | 66.19 | — | 2011-02-25 |
| 23828. | Dean (geekdud1) | 66.19 | 91% | 2016-12-15 |
| 23829. | Hezha (hezhasindi) | 66.18 | — | 2009-09-16 |
| 23830. | CW (chuanwee) | 66.18 | 98% | 2023-02-26 |
| 23831. | John (zarkot) | 66.18 | 94% | 2020-10-31 |
| 23832. | Salzd (salzd) | 66.18 | 95% | 2020-09-03 |
| 23833. | ricka abigael (rickarickz) | 66.18 | — | 2009-04-04 |
| 23834. | Ernesto (aitenlabs) | 66.18 | — | 2008-08-31 |
| 23835. | khiav (war202122) | 66.18 | 97% | 2015-04-01 |
| 23836. | King (mayoliquid) | 66.18 | 94% | 2016-10-24 |
| 23837. | Morgan (mrmorganrules) | 66.17 | 95% | 2020-11-18 |
| 23838. | crooked (crookedvirus) | 66.17 | 96.1% | 2021-02-15 |
| 23839. | BYE (cheshire_) | 66.17 | 94% | 2017-07-20 |
| 23840. | Kien (letrungkien7) | 66.17 | 95% | 2013-05-29 |
| 23841. | Kate (chocolat) | 66.17 | 98% | 2013-09-06 |
| 23842. | corredor (em321) | 66.17 | 96% | 2011-08-05 |
| 23843. | YOURMUM (___yourdad___) | 66.16 | 97% | 2022-07-25 |
| 23844. | Fearless Jutt (lozer098) | 66.16 | 97% | 2021-09-07 |
| 23845. | akirasendoh07 (akirasendoh07) | 66.16 | 94% | 2021-04-26 |
| 23846. | Kaushik (kaushik274) | 66.16 | 97% | 2012-06-16 |
| 23847. | Qi (williamz) | 66.16 | 97% | 2016-03-15 |
| 23848. | SkimnerPhi (skyminer707) | 66.16 | 91% | 2014-03-19 |
| 23849. | JazzyP (pandawarrior101) | 66.16 | 97% | 2021-10-18 |
| 23850. | Zac (jorgb) | 66.16 | 91% | 2013-07-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |