So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33961. | Muzammil (shadow7) | 44.33 | 92% | 2011-12-16 |
| 33962. | Phoenix (i_pro) | 44.32 | 95% | 2021-02-19 |
| 33963. | Pratik (p3nx1lz) | 44.32 | 96% | 2021-05-16 |
| 33964. | Lan (thien_hai13) | 44.32 | 94% | 2011-09-30 |
| 33965. | tajmahal (rithz) | 44.32 | 89% | 2016-10-23 |
| 33966. | SHABNAM (shab123) | 44.32 | 94% | 2016-08-05 |
| 33967. | Azka (azkali20) | 44.32 | 90% | 2015-04-19 |
| 33968. | NasirCodes (nasirsarker360) | 44.31 | 95% | 2021-07-04 |
| 33969. | Will (spicyfrisbee) | 44.31 | 96% | 2021-01-30 |
| 33970. | Samantha (maggot) | 44.31 | — | 2008-10-30 |
| 33971. | karina (kar1na_) | 44.31 | 96.2% | 2021-02-16 |
| 33972. | Emily (chitario) | 44.31 | 90% | 2014-03-10 |
| 33973. | Simon (sivara) | 44.30 | 86% | 2014-09-16 |
| 33974. | Neelabh (nlbh) | 44.30 | 95% | 2021-04-13 |
| 33975. | aooaoaoa (avg10wpm) | 44.30 | 95% | 2020-08-27 |
| 33976. | Kimberly (kimberly8508) | 44.30 | 92% | 2015-03-31 |
| 33977. | Adas (fast_as_snail) | 44.29 | 96% | 2021-04-15 |
| 33978. | ThePastor (pastor3974) | 44.29 | 92% | 2020-08-12 |
| 33979. | Michal (chlorek) | 44.29 | 90% | 2011-12-17 |
| 33980. | sridhar (sridhar10) | 44.29 | 93% | 2017-06-12 |
| 33981. | Simon (9410besi) | 44.28 | 94% | 2017-07-05 |
| 33982. | Balhe (balheazvan) | 44.28 | 86% | 2017-03-26 |
| 33983. | milky (milkyway) | 44.28 | 97% | 2014-12-27 |
| 33984. | SAM (lsh66191239) | 44.27 | 95% | 2021-07-19 |
| 33985. | Riman777 (riman777) | 44.27 | 96% | 2021-05-26 |
| 33986. | Trung (rohan86) | 44.27 | — | 2010-06-01 |
| 33987. | Alamin (alamin81) | 44.27 | 97% | 2017-01-26 |
| 33988. | pp (pper114) | 44.26 | 93% | 2022-07-26 |
| 33989. | Habibullah (habibullahhussa... | 44.26 | 94% | 2021-10-14 |
| 33990. | Louis (lightningpirate) | 44.26 | — | 2008-10-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |